CT: Josh, you're not Paris Hilton. Not everything you see has to go into your mouth.
Also, seriously? You're going to attempt to call me out on that? Two points here, little man:
1) She's MY daughter - I can speak to her however I wish, whether online or off.
2) I thought you knew me better than that. I've just spent £500 on her birthday - of course I'm going to be celebrating it with her. What I posted was so clearly a joke that everyone else got it apart from you. But way to make yourself look like a prick. It worked really well, by the way. You're what, 16? Whatever man...feel free to post once you've grown up a bit.