The Worst possible time for a zombie to pop out

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Hollow-Words

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I'd say it's when I play resident Evil~~~ Why??
(heres why)

Zombie:Ahhrrrrr
Me: wow it's like the zombies are everywhere
Zombie:Ahhhhhhhhh!
Me: surround sound?!?! ??? where is it even coming from??
(bites)
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
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When your on the toilet!

ME: Ahhhhhhhh

*Door breaks open*

ME:Oh s***!

Zombie: argghhhhh....

*zombie gets knocked out from the smell*
 
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A Resident Evil convention

(nudges one of zombies) wow nice costume dude~~~
wow your skin peels like it too
come'on you don't need to give me a hug o show me your appreciation
(AHHHHHHHHH)
 
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On a helicopter.

Me: Dude, we need to get down now!
Pilot: Right you, ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Me: You gotta be *Gets bitten as helicopter spirals out of control*
Me: Oh sh-
 
When you're applying for a boat loan.

Me:"Yes, hi, I'd like to purchase the 40 foot 'Capricorn' please. Here's the paperwork, everything should be in order."
Salesman: "Uuurghh rarrgharrurrgh..."
Me: "Damn, now I'll never get that boat I've always dreamed about!"
 
LOL~~~ Atleast you don't find zombies in your boat

Me: Yes!! I finally waited till Resident Evil 5 comes out and I bought it, all I need to do now is to cut the wrapper
(opens door)
Zombie: arrrrrhhhh *bites*
Me: ah great...I don't even get to smell the new box T~T
 
Cleaning the gutters.

Me: Hey, Bob. Mind passing me the hammer?
Bob: Sure! *Hands hammer*
Me: Hey Bob, mind passing me the chainsaw?
....
Me:Bob... Are you *Sees zombie close to me* OH SH-*Falls off roof.
 
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Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S;37431 said:
During "Overtime" with a partner....I dont need to go into any script there really do I? :P

I can easily say that would be hilarious to watch.:lol:

When you hop on a motorbike and realize that the person who just got on wasn't your friend.:pinch:
Then again maybe he wasn't there to eat you.

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While your advertising.

Billy: This is Billy Mays for OxiClean. Here is one of our costumers!
Costumer: Ugghhhh....
Billy: So, what do you think about OxiClean?
Costumer: AARRGGHHH
Billy: Oh shi-
Costumer: *kills Billy*
 
Ark;37796 said:
While your advertising.

Billy: This is Billy Mays for OxiClean. Here is one of our costumers!
Costumer: Ugghhhh....
Billy: So, what do you think about OxiClean?
Costumer: AARRGGHHH
Billy: Oh shi-
Costumer: *kills Billy*

Vince walks in*Drowns zombie in shamwow*Billy pulls the trigger and 'KABOOM' no shamwow.
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This guy means serious ****.

When your on the toilet"Do i get up?Its embarrasing and my poo will go everywhere if i do, i don't want people to see m- oh wait*Drowns zombie in pooey water*.
 
In the shower:

Me (singing voice): I'm naked in the shower,naked in the shower..Bla,bla
Zombie Uuuugh
Me Eek
Zombie UUUUGH
Me I try to get away,but slip on the soap bar and brake my neck.
 
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While airsofting with friends.

Me: I will destroy all with my spreadshot shotgun.
Zombie: Arrrggghhh
*I shoot with airsoft shotgun multiple times*
Me: ****! The shotgun, it does nothing! :confused:
 
Claire Wakes up in bed with Leon

Claire: Leon what are you doing in my bed?
Leon: Arghhhhhhh
Claire: Ahh leon is a zombie


*Violent screams of dragons*
 
when reloading and/or healing. or when it's a bigger enemy that can't be taken down quickly unless a grenade launcher or rocket launcher is used.