The Worst possible time for a zombie to pop out

[S.T.A.R.S.1]

on a game:When low in health and have on bullet left in your most ****ed up gun
you don't know why you bought

 

[Ivan]

Lol, i think real zombies at Halloween would be one of the best times because it would be so funny. You're running when you a zombie... in a zombie costume! I would laugh to death.

 

[nradams]

LOL~~~ Atleast you don't find zombies in your boat

Me: Yes!! I finally waited till Resident Evil 5 comes out and I bought it, all I need to do now is to cut the wrapper
(opens door)
Zombie: arrrrrhhhh *bites*
Me: ah great...I don't even get to smell the new box T~T

LMFAO! That is great.

 

[zombinater007]

While driving... probably a little like Leon in Resi 2 lol

Haven't you ever seen raccoon city stories on Youtube? He was drifting lol.
A bad time is when you are in a hardware store
Employee: Yes this pickaxe is amazing for almost anything
Me: Yea i know. its ... what are you doing?
Employee: *grabs pickaxe and mumbles Spanish*
Me: here we go again!

 

[Shefa]

Finally after a long time I found the courage to tell a guy that I love him. I went to his house, gave a long speech on my love for him and suddenly he turned trying to bite me....Did he even heard what I said??can zombies understand English??

 

[JaguarsSoul]

The worst time for a zombie to pop out is when I'm in the middle of one of my favourite soaps/anime. Nobody, but nobody should disturb me when I'm watching one of my favourite soaps/anime, specially when it's getting exiting >.<! That zombie won't have a chance against my anger...

Hey, at the 'which RE4-character are you-quiz' I'm a Garrador. 69% Garrador, 69% Regenerator

 

[Silverfern]

Oh my hehehe!! The worst would be in the Toliet. I mean what would happened if you were in there doing your business then all of a sudden *Gasp!!!!* :lol: Thats one I would not like.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Oh my hehehe!! The worst would be in the Toliet. I mean what would happened if you were in there doing your business then all of a sudden *Gasp!!!!* :lol: Thats one I would not like.

What's so bad about it? I say it's right time, right place!

I mean the zombie will scare the **** out of you! :lol:

 

[Romero]

Oh my hehehe!! The worst would be in the Toliet. I mean what would happened if you were in there doing your business then all of a sudden *Gasp!!!!* :lol: Thats one I would not like.

LOL at least the crap goes in the right place. :lol:

 

[echoey]

If I was walking home alone after a heavy night out drinking. I think that would be the worst time for a zombie to pop out.

 

[Silverfern]

What's so bad about it? I say it's right time, right place!

I mean the zombie will scare the **** out of you! :lol:

ewww!! hehehe! I know what you mean!!

LOL at least the crap goes in the right place. :lol:

hahahahahahaha!!! oh man! crack up for sure. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hellgirl223]

when you're in the toilet :C

it would be REALLY awkward :<

 

[AsterikeSage]

Having to wake up very reluctantly at 5am in the morning and sleep-walking to the shower. The moment I step out of my bedroom door....
Zombie: AHHHH!
Me- **** sucking balls!
Zombie- *bites*
Me- **** BERRIES!