LordGolbez
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John Was Sitting Around Trying To Get Some Peace And Quiet Before Having To Deal With His Boss Again Tomorrow. "God I Have To Get A New Job. That Old Bat Is Really Starting To Get On My Nerves. Oh Well Maybe I Can Finish My Book Tonight And Get A New One On The Way Home Tomorrow." He Sat Down In His Chair And Started To Read A Book About The British Empire When They First Started To Advance In To Ireland And Impose Rule. Just As He Got Started He Heard Screaming Outside In The Hall And He Had Become Quite Irritated At This. "Can't You Two Just Shut The Hell Up For Once. You Two Argue Every Damn Night Can't I Just Get One Night Of Peace." Then The Screaming Stops Suddenly And John Thinks That Maybe They Listened For Once And Continues Reading.
After A Few Minutes Of Silence He Hears Rustling Outside Of His Door And Someone Starts Banging On His Door. "Who Is It?" And The Only Reply He Hears Is A Moaning Sound. Again He Asks "Who Is It" The Banging Becomes More Furious And He Starts To Ready Himself For Whatever Is On The Other Side Of The Door. The Door Finally Gives Way And John Is Surprised By The Sight Of His Neighbor But A Large Chunk Of Her Neck Missing. "Holy ****e, Stay Back I Don't Want To Hurt You Worse Than You Are. Let Me Call 911." But She Kept Coming With A Dead Look In Her Eyes Completely Unresponsive To John. "What Are You Doing? I Will Hurt You If I Have To, Don't Make Me." She Proceeded To Grab John And Tried To Bite Him. "Okay You Asked For It Bitch." He Pushed Her Back And Knocked Her Feet Out From Under Her And Pinned Her Down But She Was Putting Up Quite A Fight.
He Had Seen His Neighbor In The Hallway Before And She Could Not Be More Than 110 Pounds 5'6" While John Was Easily 250 And 6'6" Even She Was Slightly Difficult Considering He Was Trying To Not Hurt Her. He Was Trying To Talk To Her When A Shadow Darkened His Doorway. John Looked Up To See Her Boyfriend In The Same Condition As She. John Quickly Rolled Backwards And Readied Himself Again. Just Then A Thought Came To His Head And Ran To His Bedroom. "**** This ****." He Got His Longsword Out Of His Closet And With Two Quick Swipes Decapitated The Couple As They Entered His Bedroom. "What The Hell Is Going On?" He Said As He Looked Down At They're Bodies.
After A Few Minutes Of Silence He Hears Rustling Outside Of His Door And Someone Starts Banging On His Door. "Who Is It?" And The Only Reply He Hears Is A Moaning Sound. Again He Asks "Who Is It" The Banging Becomes More Furious And He Starts To Ready Himself For Whatever Is On The Other Side Of The Door. The Door Finally Gives Way And John Is Surprised By The Sight Of His Neighbor But A Large Chunk Of Her Neck Missing. "Holy ****e, Stay Back I Don't Want To Hurt You Worse Than You Are. Let Me Call 911." But She Kept Coming With A Dead Look In Her Eyes Completely Unresponsive To John. "What Are You Doing? I Will Hurt You If I Have To, Don't Make Me." She Proceeded To Grab John And Tried To Bite Him. "Okay You Asked For It Bitch." He Pushed Her Back And Knocked Her Feet Out From Under Her And Pinned Her Down But She Was Putting Up Quite A Fight.
He Had Seen His Neighbor In The Hallway Before And She Could Not Be More Than 110 Pounds 5'6" While John Was Easily 250 And 6'6" Even She Was Slightly Difficult Considering He Was Trying To Not Hurt Her. He Was Trying To Talk To Her When A Shadow Darkened His Doorway. John Looked Up To See Her Boyfriend In The Same Condition As She. John Quickly Rolled Backwards And Readied Himself Again. Just Then A Thought Came To His Head And Ran To His Bedroom. "**** This ****." He Got His Longsword Out Of His Closet And With Two Quick Swipes Decapitated The Couple As They Entered His Bedroom. "What The Hell Is Going On?" He Said As He Looked Down At They're Bodies.