Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[tequila]

Fellas, what smooth lines do you try to use on the ladies?
Some could be win or fail.....


Ladies, what are the lines you've been told?

Dish out your win/fail/funny/cheesy pick lines.


I've been told...

I'm feeling a little turn off today, can you turn me on?

 

[ProtoTypeRaavyn]

What's your Zombie Survival Plan and How can I become A part of it?

That is the BEST one I ever heard

 

[L]

Too young to actually be thinking about this crap, but if I were to do one it would be "Go kill yourself with a carrot."



FAIL!!!!

 

[Mr Sunshine]

I'm feeling a little turn off today, can you turn me on?

That is a fail imo and too cliche!

What's your Zombie Survival Plan and How can I become A part of it?

Hmm.. I didn't get this one!

"Go kill yourself with a carrot."

Bahahaha! :lol: I'll try that one! hahahaha

Ok here's my personal favorite! It has a 101% success!

[spoilers]Would you like a chewing-gum? :lol: [/spoilers]

 

[Romero]

I can't think of any English pick up line right now. Maybe I can think of some later.

I've been told...

I'm feeling a little turn off today, can you turn me on?

Lol, what do you think about that one? I agree with Fallen, I would not have used it.

Ok here's my personal favorite! It has a 101% success!

[spoilers]Would you like a chewing-gum? :lol: [/spoilers]

Haha I think it's no better than the above example from Tequila. But maybe you found it to be working... and that's what matters- not what Romero thinks.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Haha I think it's no better than the above example from Tequila. But maybe you found it to be working... and that's what matters- not what Romero thinks.

Haha, i don't know if it works or not! I just read it somewhere!

Ok here's some fails or for fun to say(to a friend).

Do I know you from somewhere? (Fail&cliche)
I think I saw you in the next top model tv show? (FAIL)
Will you marry me? (no comment!)
Did the sun came out or you just smiled at me? (ULTRA FAILURE)
Hmm I must be in heaven cuz I just saw an angel. (cliche&fail)

Oh and Rathit if you want to insult someone you can try this:

Is this your face? I thought it was your backside! (which is also a fail unless you are talking to a Jennifer Lopez like girl! :lol

 

[valentine_day]

Did the sun came out or you just smiled at me? (ULTRA FAILURE)

:lol: winner

"You make me smile" used allready

Okay this is what i`ve had heard,for real
"you are crazy and you`ve got funny smile,but i like you" What??!thanks a lot, Fail:lol:

 

[Hoady]

Hi you're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink

 

[tequila]

I'd ride you over Yoshi anyday...

Guy: Do you wash your pants with windex?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I can see myself in them.
FAIL :lol:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. LoL. (Win or fail?)

 

[tequila]

That is a fail imo and too cliche!



Hmm.. I didn't get this one!



Bahahaha! :lol: I'll try that one! hahahaha

Ok here's my personal favorite! It has a 101% success!

[spoilers]Would you like a chewing-gum? :lol: [/spoilers]

That's a -101%
[SUPER FAIL] :lol:

The Zombie survival rate meaning....
everyone turned into zombies except her and him...

 

[Romero]

Ok here's my personal favorite! It has a 101% success!
[spoilers]Would you like a chewing-gum? :lol: [/spoilers]

Haha, i don't know if it works or not! I just read it somewhere!

Ok here's some fails or for fun to say(to a friend).

I was tired and read it wrong. What I read was "Would you like to be a chewing-gum?"
That's a bit worse. :lol:

 

[ProtoTypeRaavyn]

Yeah, my friends and I talk about Zombie Outbreaks all the time, one day we started coming up with Pick up lines for If it ever happened. There where some good ones I wished I could remember more of them.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked

Bahahaha! :lol:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. LoL. (Win or fail?)

Smart! But I can't see how can say this to a girl you really like.

 

[Hoady]

I may not be the most handsome guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.

xD

 

[Mr Sunshine]

You are hotter than a hotdog!

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Hi you're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink

Goodness, if a guy said that to me I'd probably respond with 'oh you don't have to do that, I understand it's a bit out of your budget.' :lol:

I've gotten quite a few - just can't remember which ones right now. I have gotten the 'oh you dropped something - what - my heart' one several times. I don't know why guys use that - it's so cheesy. And something about eyes and falling stars, my mind is too pre-occupied to remember it right now though haha.

 

[Popo]

i know lots of them in portuguese, but i only know few in english

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together - fails xD


Excuse me, but do you have tickets? She: Tickets for what(Points to arm muscle) To the gun show! -> ultra super fail xD

Drop that zero and get with the hero <- from movie xD

 

[Mr Sunshine]

A woman is wearing some clothes with a cross-like design on them. So you say:

Can I worship you (please)?

(christians only though! )

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You are in a plane which is about to crash. So you say to her:

At least we will die together! :lol:

 

[tequila]

I can't think of any English pick up line right now. Maybe I can think of some later.



Lol, what do you think about that one? I agree with Fallen, I would not have used it.



Haha I think it's no better than the above example from Tequila. But maybe you found it to be working... and that's what matters- not what Romero thinks.

I was tired and read it wrong. What I read was "Would you like to be a chewing-gum?"
That's a bit worse. :lol:

LMAO ^^^

The one I had stated... I just laughed at the text. I woke up in the morning and read it... I was like WTF? FAIL.. lol

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked

Bahahaha! :lol:



Smart! But I can't see how can say this to a girl you really like.

I like that line... but then I have comebacks to most pickup lines...

Ladies should reply back: I have a temperpedic.
Therefore my bed can't be rocked.... :lol:

 

[L]

Is it hot in here, or is my 5 winter coats making me feel hot?