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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Fallen91;73087 said:
Oh yeah? How about that one:

I have big muscles, but none of them is in my arms.. ^_^
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I'm sure that would happen. Especially saying it to someone you like. Oh yeah thats the new pickup line.



grow up dude, and I'M telling you this.
 
Prepared for the most failed attempt to start a converstion with a girl... "Hi. *begins to get back work on home work*".
 
Romero;73846 said:
"Hi, are you a little lonesome tonight?"
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This will fix that up.


"Hey, are you a little lonesome tonight, cause I'm Stephen Hawking and I would LOVE another slave."

Stephen Hawking was accused of having sex slaves. He's a movie star in some American Movies.
 
Stephen Hawking accused for having sex slaves lol. :rolleyes:


When I saw Wolfgirl's avatar I thought of this one:

On a RE convention: "Hello sweetie, you look like a Jill Sandwich".
:ermm:
 
Romero;73929 said:
Stephen Hawking accused for having sex slaves lol. :rolleyes:


When I saw Wolfgirl's avatar I thought of this one:

On a RE convention: "Hello sweetie, you look like a Jill Sandwich".
:ermm:
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WIN ^ :lol:

Jill Sandwich is off limits tho.... and freshly sealed in a ziplock bag :D

Stephen Hawking :blink: Off with his head.... I oppose that lol:rolleyes:
 
I'm not sure if the ones I know are postable on this board. I have had some really perverted friends in my life. What can I say, we travel in packs.
 
I dont have any pick up lines, i ask "So do you like Resident Evil" first and if they say no i usually just walk away
 
"Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later."


My cousin had that on a keychain :lol:
 
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