Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Hoady]

The dead guy is usually confused looking for answers while the zombie isn't that inclined to have a sit down with you.

What did wesker do when his rubber ducky fell down the drain?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

He tried to become a god.

Why did his rubber ducky mean so much to him?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

It had the Uroburoburoburos virus in it.

That woman in the data file!? Are you even sure it's the same person!?

 

[Popo]

who cares, since she's hot as jill, she will do

Why am I F***ing crazy?

 

[SNPAL21]

Because you are secretly infected with the T-virus & are suffering its side affects. Why Is Rebecca so short?

 

[Romero]

To fit my little screen.

What sort of RE dream am I going to dream next?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Uhhh.... Sour!


Why does the Dentist hate to see Birkin?

 

[tremor]

Because the Dentist is always afraid Birkin's going to implant him with some kind of embryo



Why did Sherry's parents hide the G-Virus in her locket?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Why did Sherry's parents hide the G-Virus in her locket?

Cause she didn't have a pocket.

Does anyone know the Biohazard band after all?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Does anyone know the Biohazard band after all?

Dude, no offense but this is the most idiotic question in thw whole thread! Grow up mate!

What will happen if a zombie bites a majini?

 

[wolfgirl]

Then we're all screwed.

Is Wesker ever hungry for a Jill sandwich?

 

[valentine_day]

Is Wesker ever hungry for a Jill sandwich?

No,cause he is allergic all kind of sandwiches.

Why all majini running around and scream?

 

[wolfgirl]

You would too if you had black leechy Uroboros all over you and inside you! So gross xD

Does Excella fancy Wesker?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

only in a romantical sort of way.

If Jill and Wesker got married, what kind of children would they have?

 

[Jason-Voorhees]

mini uroboros ones

Random Person: Excella, are the Real

Excella's Response [make one up in the next post ]

Spoiler

Aww, you'll find out soon enough, Everyone Will

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Random Person: Excella, are the Real

Excella's Response: Of course they are not! I had two surgeries! Hands off though cause they are only for Wesker.

Why does noone screams "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH" like they do when Chris or Sheva dies?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

Because Josh isn't important to the storyline like Chris and Sheva.

What if Chris decided to join Wesker?

 

[bSTAR_182]

What if Chris decided to join Wesker?

What does Wesker do after sex?

 

[Romero]

What does Wesker do after sex?

He talks with Chris about it.


If the two giants in RE4 were acting in a new movie and Leon didn't come to ruin it, what would its title be?

 

[Capcomplicated]

Anybody want a peanut?

What would happen if someone fell in a volcano?