Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[bSTAR_182]

They would completely freeze after they scream "CHRIIIIIIIIIIISSSS!"


What would happen if people started breeding zombie dogs?

 

[Bella]

There would be no people alive.

Why is Leon a ladies man ?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

I wouldn't call Ada a lady..

Why did Wesker and Chris break up?

 

[Bella]

Because both of them are inlove with Jill. xp

Why did Chris Redfield have a plastic surgery? --> ((the difference between Chris in RE1 and RE5))) xDDD

 

[bSTAR_182]

Cause Wesker demanded it after he broke his nose during their lil squabble in Antarctica.


Does Wesker get all his ideas from comic book villains?!

 

[Wesker's_heir]

Only Spider-Man.

Why does the African El Gigante have a beard?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Those hairs are actually the pubes from all his victims. Gross I know.

Who was really the dirty perv with Rebecca's basketball picture, Enrico or Wesker?!

 

[codename: HUNK]

Sherry

When will Barry finally get his Jill Sandwich?

 

[wolfgirl]

When Jill is Sub of the Day at Subway.

When will HUNK get another minigame?

 

[codename: HUNK]

When Jill is Sub of the Day at Subway.

When will HUNK get another minigame?

When capcom pulls their heads out of their a**es. So, never. It's a sad generation for old Resident Evil fans

Why does Charlos lose his accent halfway through RE3?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because Carlos is actually the singer of What What in the Butt, but wanted to keep the White guy disguise.

Why isn't there a funny black sidekick yet in the games?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

what about Josh and Sheva?

If Wesker's thrust punch and Captain Falcon's FALCOOON PAUUUNCH collided, what would happen?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Chuck Norris would be reborn.

What is the real purpose of the flowers in RE5?

 

[utunnels]

They help spread seeds of Majini.

Why there's not a single cat in RE series?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Cause Wesker doesn't like pu*sy.


Wh- .... W-.... WhiGH! does Chris sound so tasty?!

Itchy... itchy... cratchy...

 

[Capcomplicated]

Because he has crabs (infected with the t-virus)

Can zombies ever have a place in society?

 

[kwiectatu]

Yes , the can also work..

Can Zombies have childs ?

 

[AlbertWesker]

You see, when a Zombie loves another Zombie enough, they engage in something known as T-Sexual Reproduction. That is when 2 individuals infected by the T virus mate. Don't get it confused with A-Sexual reproduction. Now when the zombie child is born, it is a rather gruesome scene. The male gives birth instead of the woman... you can imagine what that would look like.

Why is Tyrant's heart so exposed?

 

[Springhosen]

'Cause he's a big softie. :wub: :lol:

Why is Barry never where he says he'll be?

 

[LordGolbez]

Because He Is Always Too Busy Cleaning His Gun.


Why Do You Never Get To See HUNK's Face.