Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Hoady]

Zesty gorilla tits.

Why did wesker eat an african child?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He was hungry.

Why doesn't Wesker wear pink shades?

 

[wolfgirl]

Too girly for his masculine masculinity.

Why does Sheva waste entire health sprays if you so much as prick your finger?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

Because she wants to get as close as possible to Chris!


Why don't the Resident evil people pick up weapons from their fallen enemies?

 

[Romero]

Why don't the Resident evil people pick up weapons from their fallen enemies?

Because they rather be out of ammo.

Why isn't Leon using a motorbike?

 

[Hoady]

Because that church scene from Resident Evil Apocalypse still gives him nightmares.

Why did chris refuse to fight in World War 2?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because he wasn't born yet, and he has a fear of time machines...

Why does Leon hit on Hunnigan but snub THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER (I mean SERIOUSLY, I know she's annoying but he would gain power and wealth!!)?

 

[GazSi]

Cause hes gay lol


Why diden't nemisis kill jill

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Why diden't nemisis kill jill

Because this way Wesker wouldn't be able to control her in RE 5!

Why doesn't Wesker kill Chris the way he killed Spencer?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Because he has to do it in some original way he hasn't thought of yet.

Why doesn't Wesker kill Sheva?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Why doesn't Wesker kill Sheva?

One person at a time. He has to kill Chris first in some original way he hasn't thought of yet!

Why is Chris delaying the inevitable?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he's a Redfield.

Why are Redfields so annoyed to bad guys?

PS. Touche.

 

[bSTAR_182]

Because they just don't.... "understand".

Why does Wesker want Chris to understand his ways?!

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

So then Chris will stop being a total pain in Wesker's backside.

Why does Wesker elaborate his plans to his enemies?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Why does Wesker elaborate his plans to his enemies?

He thinks he will get more mates this way! :lol:

What if the guard in the beginning of RE 5 got touchy eventually?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

He would have gotten kicked in the pickle

 

[bSTAR_182]

^Where's your stupid question? Like this one I'm about to write:

So then Chris will stop being a total pain in Wesker's backside.

But... doesn't Wesker like pain in his backside?!

 

[Wesker's_heir]

(sorry, I forgot >.<) Yes... yes he does, but not Chris pain.

What does Barry like on his Jill Sandwitch?

 

[Romero]

What does Barry like on his Jill Sandwitch?

It can't be mustard.


What if Los Illuminados formed a government in Spain?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

They'd have won, nuff said.

Why did Leon not learn spanish even though he knew he was headed to spain?