Hoady
Well-Known Member
Zesty gorilla tits.
Why did wesker eat an african child?
Why did wesker eat an african child?
Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)
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A_Wesker123
The Original
He was hungry.
Why doesn't Wesker wear pink shades?
Why doesn't Wesker wear pink shades?
wolfgirl
Almost a Jibble Sammich
Too girly for his masculine masculinity.
Why does Sheva waste entire health sprays if you so much as prick your finger?
Why does Sheva waste entire health sprays if you so much as prick your finger?
Wesker's_heir
The Heir of Albert Wesker
Because she wants to get as close as possible to Chris!
Why don't the Resident evil people pick up weapons from their fallen enemies?
Why don't the Resident evil people pick up weapons from their fallen enemies?
Romero
Her royal court joker
Because they rather be out of ammo.Wesker's_heir;72088 said:
Why isn't Leon using a motorbike?
Hoady
Well-Known Member
Because that church scene from Resident Evil Apocalypse still gives him nightmares.
Why did chris refuse to fight in World War 2?
Why did chris refuse to fight in World War 2?
wolfgirl
Almost a Jibble Sammich
Because he wasn't born yet, and he has a fear of time machines...
Why does Leon hit on Hunnigan but snub THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER (I mean SERIOUSLY, I know she's annoying but he would gain power and wealth!!)?
Why does Leon hit on Hunnigan but snub THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER (I mean SERIOUSLY, I know she's annoying but he would gain power and wealth!!)?
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
GazSi;72179 said:
Because this way Wesker wouldn't be able to control her in RE 5!
Why doesn't Wesker kill Chris the way he killed Spencer?
Drake Sykes Hellion
Well-Known Member
Because he has to do it in some original way he hasn't thought of yet.
Why doesn't Wesker kill Sheva?
Why doesn't Wesker kill Sheva?
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
Drake Sykes Hellion said:
One person at a time. He has to kill Chris first in some original way he hasn't thought of yet!
Why is Chris delaying the inevitable?
Drake Sykes Hellion
Well-Known Member
Cause he's a Redfield.
Why are Redfields so annoyed to bad guys?
PS. Touche.
Why are Redfields so annoyed to bad guys?
PS. Touche.
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
Because they just don't.... "understand".
Why does Wesker want Chris to understand his ways?!
Why does Wesker want Chris to understand his ways?!
Drake Sykes Hellion
Well-Known Member
So then Chris will stop being a total pain in Wesker's backside.
Why does Wesker elaborate his plans to his enemies?
Why does Wesker elaborate his plans to his enemies?
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
Drake Sykes Hellion;72759 said:
He thinks he will get more mates this way! :lol:
What if the guard in the beginning of RE 5 got touchy eventually?
Wesker's_heir
The Heir of Albert Wesker
He would have gotten kicked in the pickle
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
^Where's your stupid question? Like this one I'm about to write:
But... doesn't Wesker like pain in his backside?!
Drake Sykes Hellion;72759 said:
But... doesn't Wesker like pain in his backside?!
Wesker's_heir
The Heir of Albert Wesker
(sorry, I forgot >.<) Yes... yes he does, but not Chris pain.
What does Barry like on his Jill Sandwitch?
What does Barry like on his Jill Sandwitch?
Romero
Her royal court joker
It can't be mustard.Wesker's_heir;72802 said:
What if Los Illuminados formed a government in Spain?
Drake Sykes Hellion
Well-Known Member
They'd have won, nuff said.
Why did Leon not learn spanish even though he knew he was headed to spain?
Why did Leon not learn spanish even though he knew he was headed to spain?