Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Nosophoros]

Because he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Why did Nemesis have surgery?

 

[wpstudart]

Because after the tree, he broke every bone in his body, and they needed to walk again. That's why he uses that clothes, to he doesn't fall again for any tree.

Why Birkin had a eye in his shoulder?

 

[Popo]

he thought he looked cool with it

do zombies smell bad?

 

[wpstudart]

Because they are to lazy to take a shower. And when they go to the bath, they sleep there until Jill gets there.

Why I love the puzzles of Resident so much?

 

[Hoady]

Because your actually playing Resident Monopoly.

Why won't the Monopoly Man make a resident evil version of monopoly?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he's winning to much money on the others monopolies, like:

and

When Resident Evil 6 is gonna be launched?

 

[Davinfected]

Before Resident Evil 7.

Why does Sheva look like such a chav in her clubbin' outfit?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz her clubbin outfit got clubbed by a caveman... well really an Eliminator.

 

[3rd Mutation]

Because she's actually a lesbo.

Why didn't the zombie cross the road?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuz I don't know


Why did Nemesis cross the road?

 

[Davinfected]

To get a pizza.

Why are all the female zombies in RE2 dressed like cheap whores?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz that's what they were!


Why did Leon cross the road?

 

[Popo]

to get a pizza for nemesis

why is nemesis so lazy?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz he's a bum.


Why is Birkin cool?

 

[Popo]

cause he has an eye on his shoulder

why does he need it, is he blind?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

No it's justnthere for decoration.


Why is Wesker awesome?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he wears his sunglasses at night.

Why the remake of resident evil 0 is launching only in japan?

 

[Popo]

because they are crappy players and we rule, so they are so jealous that they dont release here so we can make the best speedruns

is resident evil 0 a game worth buying?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You should know.



Why does Krauser wear a bere hat thing like JJ?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he loves JJ so much that he starts copying JJ.

Why Krauser story is kind of unknown?