Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Davinfected]

Because it tastes nice.

Why don't Chris and Wesker just kiss and make up?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz they aint gay >_>.



Why does Barry want a Jill Sammich?

 

[wpstudart]

Because it would be nice a sandwich and a Jill :lol:

Why Barry is so funny?

 

[Davinfected]

Because he's ginger.

When will people ever get over the Jill Sandwich gag?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

When Barry finally gets one XD.


When will he get one?

 

[wolfgirl]

When he goes to Jill's Sandwiches cafe in the Dead Rising mall.

How does Nemesis have the intelligence to open doors (they never break down)?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz I'm not dumb.


Why did the licker cross the road?

 

[wolfgirl]

To get to the Jill Sandwich.

Why did you confuse yourself for Nemesis in RE3 lol

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz I felt like it.





Why did Barry eat the sandwhich?

 

[Popo]

it was the closest thing to jill he could have

why dont we shut up with the jill sandwich?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because it's awesome!

What would a Jill sandwich taste like?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Like a Jill sandwhich.


Why is Jill so damn sexy?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Cause she is afraid Sheva will grab Chris.


Why does Sheva use a bow and arrow?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

I don't know, cuz she felt like it?


Why is Jill cool?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Cause she hate the hot

Why don't zombies throw parties?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz then they would get drunk and eat themsleves.


What would happen if Leon ate Ashley's head?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

He'd become a licker

Why does Alexia freeze herself?

 

[Hoady]

Because she wanted to wake up in the future when its Star Wars and become a jedi so she can kill darth vader before he turns into a man then become rich and famous.

If Jill had a lightsaber what would she do with it?

 

[wolfgirl]

Slice herself into a sandwich (THE JOKES WILL NEVER END!!)

Why does Wesker usually keep his sunglasses on?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase he's Dennis from the SpongeBob Movie :lol:.



Why is he Dennis?