Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Popo]

because they're gay

is sheva african?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz she is.


Why did Jill turn blonde?

 

[Popo]

because that's how chris likes her

why?

 

[codename: HUNK]

Because he was worried about his weight, so he wanted a lighter jill sandwich

how do you turn the character tofu into meatloaf?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You ask a good ol' licker to shred them with their claws and then ask a Crimson Head to chew 'em up and then ask Alexia Ashford to roast them .



Why is Alexia cool?

 

[codename: HUNK]

Because she's a naked terrorist

Why is alfred a trannie?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

I don't know.


Why do I suffer when I don't play RE?

 

[wpstudart]

Because RE 5 is like a drug, and you're with abstinence

Why I miss the old Re?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz new RE has no taste in horror.

Why did I give you the correct answer?

 

[Popo]

because the regenerator told you to do so

why does regenerator rhyme with refrigerator?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz in RE4 that's where most of 'em were stored :lol:.

Why were they stored there?

 

[Popo]

because it was too hot out there

why are regenerators so damn ugly?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Because they are actually distant (third, twice removed to be exact) cousins of Hitler.

What would happen if Wesker met Alice?

 

[wpstudart]

It would be a great fight, Wesker would win in some seconds, but in slow motion it would be great ;D We'll see it in Resident Evil Afterlife

Why Alice have psychics powers?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase she wished for them upon a star :lol:!



Why is Wesker so damn awesome?

 

[Romero]

Why is Wesker so damn awesome?

Because he draws girls to the RE games.


Wouldn't Ingrid Hunnigan be cool if she had Tourette syndrome?

 

[wpstudart]

:lol: Leon wouldn't try to date her then.

For those who doesn't know what is Tourette Syndrome:Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane.

Wesker really Draw girls to the RE games?

 

[Romero]

It'd be fun if Hunnigan suddenly yelled something while speaking to Leon.

Wesker really Draw girls to the RE games?

Yes! That's part of the reason why I have got 5 wives here at REN. :wub:


Why does Wesker talk so funny?

 

[Popo]

because he's neo

why wesker turn down excella?

 

[wpstudart]

Maybe I tell you, Maybe I won't.

Why Chris is using steroids?