Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[wolfgirl]

Because you said so, weirdly :S

So does this deduce that Wesker was in the SpongeBob movie?

 

[Hoady]

Hes actually David Hasselhoff.

Why didn't leon join the circus?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because I seriously couldn't imagine him in a circus. Ever.

If Jill is the Master of Unlocking, who are the runners up?

 

[Hoady]

Leon because he kicks every door open.

Whats salazars dream woman?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

The chainsaw woman so when his vines get to large she cuts them shorter.


Does Wesker like pie?

 

[Davinfected]

Yes, Wesker likes cherry pie with vanilla ice cream and custard, but he tries not to over-indulge so he can maintain his sculpted abs.

What does Chris Redfield do on Fridays?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Go to Friday's 8D!


What does he eat there?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Jill sandwiches what else XD?

Why doesn't Claire go to McDonalds?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase Ronald Mcdonald turned into a zombie.


Why did he?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

The king bit him

Why doesn't Carlos go to the park?

 

[Romero]

Because Carlos is afraid of the dark. (Hey that rhymed!)


Who was it that screamed?

 

[wpstudart]

It was Jill. Barry was trying to make a Jill Sandwich.

Was Carlos Brazilian or Spanish?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Neither, Mexican, cause he is cool like that

Why did Nemesis stalk Jill?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Beacuase he's at home daydreaming about Jill saying," Jeel... Jeel...*drools*"


Why does he do that?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he tried to get the S.T.A.R.S. and He didn't get the better one (Jill) :lol: aw, this one sucked.

Why Chris and Jill get lost after entering in the mansion?

 

[wolfgirl]

They were both blinded and dazed by Wesker's fantastic abs.

Why, in this video of RE1 for GameBoy Colour, is there no dining table in the dining room?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShC8zJgbTts

 

[wpstudart]

Because zombies don't eat food, just human meat, and there is no need for a table.

Why Lisa gets out after you pushing 4 statues?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase the statues were her childhood friends that's why :lol:!!


Why were they?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because no one else liked her, not even her parents.

Why, in RE1 (Sega Saturn) Battle Mode mini game, is there a golden Tyrant? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vIu3EslGAQ

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase he painted himself gold.


Why does he have abs?