Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[wolfgirl]

Cos he worked out running around in circles all day (it's all he seems to do in that vid)

Who would Alfred Ashford secretly like to sleep with?

 

[wpstudart]

Maybe Wesker, thinking he is Alexia

Why Alfred likes to look like Alexia

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Cause he is jealous


Why is he jealous?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz she's hot.


Why is she hot?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Cause she is intelligent

Why isn't the Tyrant called Cheese?

(completely random)

 

[Davinfected]

Because the Umbrella scientists are too stuck-up to use names that don't sound posh.

Why does Claire look so butch in Darkside Chronicles? Seriously, it goes back to the beginning, yet she looks like she's been fighting monsters for years!

 

[Sweeney]

Because, I think, the designers were inspired by their movie "Resident Evil Degeneration".
Why does Dr Salvador wear a potato bag?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he's too cool for everyone.

Why are the guns getting more retardedly powerful each RE game?.

 

[wolfgirl]

Because Lara Croft's chest gets bigger each game, Resi needs something to catch up.

Was there a childhood incident that made Brad Vickers the coward he is today?

 

[wpstudart]

Yeah, it was because he had a toy chopper, and when it landed, he played with his zombies toys. He saw the same think in Remake.

Why Wesker is able to kill Lisa?

 

[wolfgirl]

Cos he can pwn anything in a 50-mile radius.

Why is Nemesis' vocabulary so limited?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Becuase he said that the real Lisa was Lisa Simpson :lol:.


Why does Lisa Trevor scream?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because Wesker flashed her.

What is the ratio of zombies to Plagas victims?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

I don't know.

Why don't I know?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because you gots amnesia via T-Virus.

Is Nemesis (the character, not user lol) an angry or nice guy when he's not killing S.T.A.R.S members?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He is a nice guy because all he wants is love. *See "Leggy's Character Analysis" on YouTube.*


Why is all Nemmy want is love?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Cause he is self conscious

Why is he self conscious?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because he's 200 pounds overweight

Why is he so overweight?

 

[BSAA-Agent_Wesker]

Because he at too much McDonalds while he was being created

Why did they serve McDonalds while they were creating him?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because he loves Jill burgers

What is his favourite sauce for the Jill burger?