What has Resident evil (whole series) taught you?

[Jlackleon]

You gotta love "Resident Evil"!

Resident Evil has taught me that Jill is hot, Nemesis is awsome, "Resident Evil 3: Nemesis" was the best game, and that Zombies are also awsome.

In a nutshell... its taught me to LOVEE The Resident Evil Series itself! :lol:

 

[Levan]

Resident Evil taught me that in this world, we all know that Science is continually progressing, and someday the situations that the characters have experienced in the game might happen IRL in the future, but we'll wait and see...

Other than that I now know how to shoot a zombie properly and what I should and shouldn't do during a zombie outbreak. I guess that's about it.

 

[Hoady]

Don't trust blonde men.

I'm just way to charming that you'll forget(unless i'm still bald that is).

Don't go Rambo and spend your bullets on silly stuff.

As if thats the best part about zombie outbreaks if you go in Rambo you obviously won't die because rambo doesn't run out of ammo also Rambos hell stealthy i'd make heaps of sick zombie traps.

Its also taught me to constantly carry around a type writer, as long as i can save i'm safe and its a good beating weapon.

 

[PsychoJill]

If you're gonna shoot the undead keep shooting until your bullets run out or theres nothig but a mess in front of ya.

Stay away from the jill sandwitches lol

Other than that i know how to official survive a zombie apocalypse go me lmfao.

 

[jopo]

europeans dont make good sidekicks

 

[Spike991]

To hide in a jail cell.

Or to hide in a freight container, and mysteriously dissapear later...

 

[013]

If you can shoot a zombie, you can fly a plane.

 

[echoey]

If you have been bit by a zombie, shoot yourself in the face

 

[Hoady]

If you have been bit by a zombie, shoot yourself in the face

lol.

Main characters can never turn into zombies so make sure your the main character.

 

[echoey]

That's a good one but what if your a famous resi hero heroin!!
an you suddenly get cut as a fav character, your F'ed lolz

 

[Hoady]

Wise point man i'll just stick behind one of the other famous ones lol splitting up...how stupid can you get.

I've learned if you split up you'll have to do the exact same puzzles as each other even if someone did it before its gotta be done.

 

[ResidentZelda]

Resident evil Series has taught me that in a Zombie apocalypse what I have to do is.......KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!!! EVEN SURVIVORS!!!!!! well you don't know if they are infected.

 

[Hoady]

What the outcome of this has taught me is to not trust ResidentZelda.

Its also showed me that its incredibly easy to kick a zombies head off*learns kickboxing*.

 

[ResidentZelda]

That was very wise Captain Courageous

 

[Davinfected]

Resident Evil has taught me to wear as many pockets as possible so I can carry plenty of weapons and ammo and medicines, and still have room for keys and id cards and emblems, etc...

 

[Hoady]

Resident Evil has taught me to wear as many pockets as possible so I can carry plenty of weapons and ammo and medicines, and still have room for keys and id cards and emblems, etc...

Unless your leon*grabs 500 meter long invisible attach case*.

 

[rocklikebrucelee]

Resident Evil taught me never to take a shotgun from its resting place on a wall...unless you have a broken one with you.

 

[Shoot Them InThe Head]

(1)Don't trust a man who wears sunglasses at night

(2)Never purchase a game like RE5 ever again ie: a waste of time

(3)Makedamnsure if you down something, it's definately dead!

(4)Never split up!
(5)Do not befriend steve burnside

 

[Hoady]

1)That shooting people in the shins when there sprinting is hilarious.

2)If you save dogs they will repay the favour.

3)Spanish people are invincible to bear traps.Take note here.

4)Never do a mission for the president.

5)Mexicans escorts are bastards.

 

[Davinfected]

If your friend has been violently attacked and requires urgent medical attention, don't panic. Simply punch him in the chest and he will be fine.