What are you thinking? (Part 2)

[Silverback]

Who wants to bet that if La Femme and Story met each other in real life, they'd be all over each other in a heart beat?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Who wants to bet that if Story/La Femme met each other in real life, they'd be all over each other in a heart beat?

Moi.
But the main question is: how much would you pay to see it?

 

[Silverback]

Moi.
But the main question is: how much would you pay to see it?

I wouldn't. I'm corrupted enough as it is.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Who wants to bet that if La Femme and Story met each other in real life, they'd be all over each other in a heart beat?

She'd friendzone me. Sad, but true. I am the friendzoned friend!

@Chris Redfield1994: The real question is how much would you have to pay HER to do ME? It'd be a fortune and not worth your college loan, my mortgage payment, and everyone's money on here... Well it might be worth it, but we'd all be homeless in the end. Meanwhile she'd have a castle!

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Story, my darling, you are gorgeous. No one would have to pay me to **** you.

Like, I said - dinner's a done deal.

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

She'd friendzone me. Sad, but true. I am the friendzoned friend!

@Chris Redfield1994: The real question is how much would you have to pay HER to do ME? It'd be a fortune and not worth your college loan, my mortgage payment, and everyone's money on here... Well it might be worth it, but we'd all be homeless in the end. Meanwhile she'd have a castle!

Hmm... Good point.
Therefore, I make it a free event! -As confirmed by you damned posting before me, Miss Fatale

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Hey hold it there buster... I said no one would have to pay me to **** her, but if y'all wanna watch ya gotta pay the both of us.

We require your first born son for our harem of male followers!

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Maybe a limited time offer of £9.99? (Plus VAT?)
I don't have a son...?

(I'm thinking about how this thread turned into a very... epic... discussion)

 

[La Femme Fatale]

How much is £9.99 in CDN? Like $13 or something? Story is going to be so depressed to hear our sexual escapades are only worth $13.

I'll do $75.62 per person (or per eye, haven't decided yet) with a donation to the Canadian Humane Society. Takers? I'm a businesswoman, Chris.

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

£9.99 is... 15.94CND.

I bid $75.63.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Going once... going twice...

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

It's hardly fair to reward me with such divine footage when no-one else has bid.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

SOLD. THEY SNOOZE THEY LOSE.

Haha, literally.. get it? 'Cause they're all asleep hahahahaha.

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Bah dum tss.

 

[Silverback]

Chris & I should lock you both in a large zoo cage and charge people to see you both going at it.

There would be a sign on the door saying "Do not feed the [sex] animals" and everything.

It would be called... The Infernal Parade. lol

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Woah woah woah.
A zoo? Seriously that's no place for these young ladies. A cruise? Specifically the Queen Mary 2? (Google it if you have no clue- it's incredible)

 

[Silverback]

Woah woah woah.
A zoo? Seriously that's no place for these young ladies. A cruise? Specifically the Queen Mary 2? (Google it if you have no clue- it's incredible)

...But where would we keep them? Whats to stop them locking us in a cage?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

...But where would we keep them? Whats to stop them locking us in a cage?

I know my way around. And any who, there's the penthouse that I stay in, your lowly stateroom on Deck 2 and they can... I dunno, use the penthouse?

 

[Silverback]

I know my way around. And any who, there's the penthouse that I stay in, your lowly stateroom on Deck 2 and they can... I dunno, use the penthouse?

lmao!!!

I shall travel to either Spain or China for my poon-fix.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I know my way around. And any who, there's the penthouse that I stay in, your lowly stateroom on Deck 2 and they can... I dunno, use the penthouse?

Wow... a penthouse... you drive a hard bargain friend... get it.... hard bargain... bahahahhhahaahahdbcsdhbcvhsjdvbszdcv.

I think I need to go to bed.