Who wants to bet that if La Femme and Story met each other in real life, they'd be all over each other in a heart beat?
What are you thinking? (Part 2)
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I wouldn't. I'm corrupted enough as it is.Moi.
But the main question is: how much would you pay to see it?
She'd friendzone me. Sad, but true. I am the friendzoned friend!
@Chris Redfield1994: The real question is how much would you have to pay HER to do ME? It'd be a fortune and not worth your college loan, my mortgage payment, and everyone's money on here... Well it might be worth it, but we'd all be homeless in the end. Meanwhile she'd have a castle!
Story, my darling, you are gorgeous. No one would have to pay me to **** you.
Like, I said - dinner's a done deal.
Like, I said - dinner's a done deal.
Hmm... Good point.She'd friendzone me. Sad, but true. I am the friendzoned friend!
@Chris Redfield1994: The real question is how much would you have to pay HER to do ME? It'd be a fortune and not worth your college loan, my mortgage payment, and everyone's money on here... Well it might be worth it, but we'd all be homeless in the end. Meanwhile she'd have a castle!
Therefore, I make it a free event! -As confirmed by you damned posting before me, Miss Fatale
Hey hold it there buster... I said no one would have to pay me to **** her, but if y'all wanna watch ya gotta pay the both of us.
We require your first born son for our harem of male followers!
We require your first born son for our harem of male followers!
Maybe a limited time offer of £9.99? (Plus VAT?)
I don't have a son...?
(I'm thinking about how this thread turned into a very... epic... discussion)
I don't have a son...?
(I'm thinking about how this thread turned into a very... epic... discussion)
How much is £9.99 in CDN? Like $13 or something? Story is going to be so depressed to hear our sexual escapades are only worth $13.
I'll do $75.62 per person (or per eye, haven't decided yet) with a donation to the Canadian Humane Society. Takers? I'm a businesswoman, Chris.
I'll do $75.62 per person (or per eye, haven't decided yet) with a donation to the Canadian Humane Society. Takers? I'm a businesswoman, Chris.
It's hardly fair to reward me with such divine footage when no-one else has bid.
SOLD. THEY SNOOZE THEY LOSE.
Haha, literally.. get it? 'Cause they're all asleep hahahahaha.
Haha, literally.. get it? 'Cause they're all asleep hahahahaha.
Chris & I should lock you both in a large zoo cage and charge people to see you both going at it.
There would be a sign on the door saying "Do not feed the [sex] animals" and everything.
It would be called... The Infernal Parade. lol
There would be a sign on the door saying "Do not feed the [sex] animals" and everything.
It would be called... The Infernal Parade. lol
Woah woah woah.
A zoo? Seriously that's no place for these young ladies. A cruise? Specifically the Queen Mary 2? (Google it if you have no clue- it's incredible)
A zoo? Seriously that's no place for these young ladies. A cruise? Specifically the Queen Mary 2? (Google it if you have no clue- it's incredible)
...But where would we keep them? Whats to stop them locking us in a cage?
I know my way around. And any who, there's the penthouse that I stay in, your lowly stateroom on Deck 2 and they can... I dunno, use the penthouse?...But where would we keep them? Whats to stop them locking us in a cage?
Wow... a penthouse... you drive a hard bargain friend... get it.... hard bargain... bahahahhhahaahahdbcsdhbcvhsjdvbszdcv.
I think I need to go to bed.