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What are you thinking? (Part 2)

Hel

Goddess of the Dead
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CT: Now the movie "Lucy" is being criticised for starring a white, blonde, blue-eyed woman as the perfect human. How come I didn't notice how neo-Nazi this film really is?

Oh, wait... Maybe because I have other things to worry about than reading racism into every single movie whose main character is portrayed by an actress who happens to match Hitler's ideal conception of a human after dark-haired, green-eyed Angelina Jolie declined the role.

I know that the idea of humans only using roughly 10% of their brains, as the movie claims, is a mistaken belief, but some people make me wonder if there really isn't any truth to it after all...
 

KennedyKiller

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CT: Now the movie "Lucy" is being criticised for starring a white, blonde, blue-eyed woman as the perfect human. How come I didn't notice how neo-Nazi this film really is?

Oh, wait... Maybe because I have other things to worry about than reading racism into every single movie whose main character is portrayed by an actress who happens to match Hitler's ideal conception of a human after dark-haired, green-eyed Angelina Jolie declined the role.

I know that the idea of humans only using roughly 10% of their brains, as the movie claims, is a mistaken belief, but some people make me wonder if there really isn't any truth to it after all...
Wouldn't it be stupid if that happened to Resident Evil..Oh...Wait...

CT: Today couldn't have been better if it tried...It was the equivalent of high fiving Jesus while skateboarding into the sun while Eddie Van Halen plays guitar to the event...
 
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Hel

Goddess of the Dead
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Yep, but where's the actual ice? I only see water there. :p (Aaaw, I really miss our old smileys...)
But anyway, I suppose it's more comfortable than the acid your wife likes to drop on your face occasionaly, isn't it?
 

Loki

The Trickster
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Oh there was definitely ice there, one cube went down my shirt... but yes, much more comfortable, although it is my wife that saves me from the serpent's acid.
 

KevinStriker

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?"
Oh there was definitely ice there, one cube went down my shirt... but yes, much more comfortable, although it is my wife that saves me from the serpent's acid.
That's just what I thought, your actually holds a basin above your head to catch the snake's venom, she doesn't dangle said snake above your head.
 

Hel

Goddess of the Dead
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But she has to take the bucket away every now and then to empty it, that's when the acid drops on your face. Have you read the novel Norse Code? It says she does that more often than necessary because she enjoys seeing you in pain... So you never know. She recently told me she hates you because she thinks you like Claire more than her, judging by your profile picture. Knowing her, I wouldn't put it past her.
 

Loki

The Trickster
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Yeah, I guess that may be true :( but no, I haven't read it, is it good?.. and don't tell her, but I do like Claire more.
 

Hel

Goddess of the Dead
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no, I haven't read it, is it good?..

Not really. The main character is some low-level "god" that I've never even heard of, my realm is depicted as the most boring sh!thole, and you barely appear at all.
 

La Femme Fatale

The Queen
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Decent, but even as a straight man, this man has everything a woman/everyone could want:
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Yes yes yes. LIKE X INFINITY. God he's so perfect. Can't wait til Season 5
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Flipqy42

Nevermore
I have been given three good reasons why I should get a PS4:
  • Resident Evil REmatered
  • Resident Evil Revelations 2
  • Silent Hills
When they come out and I get a PS4, I'll play the sh*t out of them.
 

ChrisRedfield1994

Potato Lobber
Yes yes yes. LIKE X INFINITY. God he's so perfect. Can't wait til Season 5
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The number of people named 'Nikolaj' must have increased exponentially. A whole new reason as to why Danes are the greatest people on Earth.*

*As of GoT's air date.

Any person, be they male or female, that can dress well, speak well and mean well is a model human. Plus it doesn't hurt to be drop-dead gorgeous (Cases in point: Nikolaj and Jennifer Lawrence).

Oh how I wish I could abscond from school this year and just take my rightful place at university. I don't wish to study Zimbardo, Milgram and Bandura for a second year running IN THE EXACT SAME TOPICS WITH THE EXACT SAME WORK AS LAST YEAR.

/rant here endeth
 
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