A_Wesker123
The Original
^ We had a substitute teacher a few weeks back and she passed around a peice of paper as a register. I wrote Ben Dover on it and someone else put Bob Marley.
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RegeneratorHater24
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I was going to put Ben Dover when I typed those, but I wasn't sure if it would be counted as innapropriate (sp?).
A_Wesker123
The Original
^ by inapropriate i just meant like delibrately puttin sexual jokes or jokes that are meant to offend people 
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
this one made me chuckle to myself.^^
A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."
this one made me chuckle to myself.^^
A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."
A_Wesker123
The Original
What do you say if a teacher shouts at you for not doing your homework?
You can't tell me off for something i didnt do!
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Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
'Cos he wanted to see time fly.
You can't tell me off for something i didnt do!
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Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
'Cos he wanted to see time fly.
ChrisRedfield1994
Potato Lobber
O.K...
Three soldiers (Irish.Welsh and English) para drop into France In WW2. They hide in a barn. Two German soldiers walk in. One stabs the first stack of hay they're hiding in and it's the Englishman who goes 'Moooo!' The German says 'Oh it's just a cow' He stabs the second one, which hides the Welshman. He goes 'Neeeeeigh!' He says 'Right, it's just a horse.' He goes to the next sack, and stabs it, which has the Irishman. He goes 'Potatoes!'
Three soldiers (Irish.Welsh and English) para drop into France In WW2. They hide in a barn. Two German soldiers walk in. One stabs the first stack of hay they're hiding in and it's the Englishman who goes 'Moooo!' The German says 'Oh it's just a cow' He stabs the second one, which hides the Welshman. He goes 'Neeeeeigh!' He says 'Right, it's just a horse.' He goes to the next sack, and stabs it, which has the Irishman. He goes 'Potatoes!'
Tallahassee
Well-Known Member
that joke was posted earlier
Trinity
Well-Known Member
[quote author=RE5. link=topic=464.msg21927#msg21927 date=1233711954]
I know a sick joke some japenese guy told me.
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty-six year olds
---Theres twenty of them.
sick an disgusting punchline hahah
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There's a one pretty popular here
A little girl is sitting in the park,and a man approaches her and ask her what her name was..she said Zvezdana (something like Star in our language).."Please to meet u" ,he said "I'm Starf**ker"
ahahahha
I know a sick joke some japenese guy told me.
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty-six year olds
---Theres twenty of them.
sick an disgusting punchline hahah
[/quote]
There's a one pretty popular here
A little girl is sitting in the park,and a man approaches her and ask her what her name was..she said Zvezdana (something like Star in our language).."Please to meet u" ,he said "I'm Starf**ker"
ahahahha
echoey
Jupiter Jazz
Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water
So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.
The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".
.... :-X
The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water
So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.
The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".
.... :-X
Hollow-Words
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haha, theres a chinese version of that joke~~~
Why didn't the chicken cross the road??...
Because it has gum stuck on it's foot!!! HAHAHAHAH (said my friend)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road??...
Because it has gum stuck on it's foot!!! HAHAHAHAH (said my friend)
echoey
Jupiter Jazz
[quote author=Hollow-Words link=topic=464.msg21955#msg21955 date=1233723981]
haha, theres a chinese version of that joke~~~
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Ohhh yeah!! you reminded me there called ancient chinese proverb jokes...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
...ect lol
haha, theres a chinese version of that joke~~~
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Ohhh yeah!! you reminded me there called ancient chinese proverb jokes...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
...ect lol
A_Wesker123
The Original
[quote author=RE5. link=topic=464.msg22024#msg22024 date=1233781801]
Hahaha I tried to look up funny names.. ones i found funny were..
Hugh G. Rection
Norma Snockers
Willie Palmer
Ben Dover had two sisters. One fell off a cliff. Her name was Eileen Dover. The other was a mugger and her name was Ann Dover.
maybe there not funny though
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I laughed
Hahaha I tried to look up funny names.. ones i found funny were..
Hugh G. Rection
Norma Snockers
Willie Palmer
Ben Dover had two sisters. One fell off a cliff. Her name was Eileen Dover. The other was a mugger and her name was Ann Dover.
maybe there not funny though
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I laughed
Redfield99
Well-Known Member
Ok. Here goes nothing.
So, a priest, a rabi, a deaf guy, a pollock, and a duck walk into a bar.
The brtender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"
So, a priest, a rabi, a deaf guy, a pollock, and a duck walk into a bar.
The brtender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"