Jokes
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bruno
Chief Researcher
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
3d-agent
Well-Known Member
Here is a little long one. 8)
A group of red-Indians capture an American doctor, only one of em can speak English, he told the doctor.
" Big Chief, no ****".
Doctor understands that Big Chief is suffering from constipation.
He gave em the medicine and tried his best to explain em how to give it to Big Chief.
Next morning...the Red Indians came to the doctor very worried and horrified, and said "Doctor, Doctor....Big ****, no Chief.
A group of red-Indians capture an American doctor, only one of em can speak English, he told the doctor.
" Big Chief, no ****".
Doctor understands that Big Chief is suffering from constipation.
He gave em the medicine and tried his best to explain em how to give it to Big Chief.
Next morning...the Red Indians came to the doctor very worried and horrified, and said "Doctor, Doctor....Big ****, no Chief.
hilarious stuff
A_Wesker123
The Original
A tribal indian child walks up to his dad, the Chief, and asks him how they get their names.
'Ancient tribe tradition.'replies the Chief 'After the child is born, the father walks outside and names the child after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask Two-Dogs-Humping?'
'Ancient tribe tradition.'replies the Chief 'After the child is born, the father walks outside and names the child after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask Two-Dogs-Humping?'
ChrisRedfield1994
Potato Lobber
What do you get when you cross a Transformer with a transformer?
Marijuana.
Marijuana.