Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[tremor]

He would be the guy from CSI: Miami with the sunglasses



If there are twelve cookies in a batch, and Chris has eleven of them, then how many are left?

 

[Counter88]

12, cuz i take them back.

If nemesis saw a star, what would happen?

 

[tremor]

He would blow it up with his rocket launcher.



If Nemesis was a stripper, what would his stage name be?? :lol:

 

[icydeath7]

umbrella's naughty B.O.W

does barry dress jill like a sandwich while she sleeps?

 

[codename: HUNK]

yes, he dresses her with lettuce and tomato.

where's Tofu's grandma???!!8O

 

[tremor]

She was eaten



Can Wesker teach me how to dougie?

 

[Ivan]

Only if you pay him with cookies

Can tremor teach me how to dougie?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

only if you pay tremor in lolipops!

Has Wesker ever seen Juno?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Yeah, that's why he now has a hamburger phone.

What song is Chris and Wesker's favorite to sing on karaoke nights?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Bad Romance, maybe?

Which hair products does Leon use?

 

[Romero]

Which hair products does Leon use?

Vinyl polish if anything.

In what game could Ashley have been the hero?

 

[icydeath7]

if only chris saveed her(ashley would of got into his steroids)

why did thee g-mutant cross the road?

 

[bSTAR_182]

To get to the big O... mutant- thing.


Who's Wesker's favorite cartoon character?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Jonny Bravo

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How many Leon's was needed to make RE4? Think about the death scenes o.x...

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

a whole lot...like...99!

HOw many Ashley's did it take?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Thousands. I'd be less if she didn't scream like: ''Leon... HAAAAALLLPPP!!!''

Why did Wesker had sparkle-clothes in RE5 and not the classic black jacket?

 

[Ivan]

Because he became a fruitcake

How come Sheva was unnecessary in RE5?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Because she gets in the way of Wesker's "alone time" with Chris.

Why does the Uroboros resemble a penis (...with STDs)?

 

[icydeath7]

because you have a dirty mind

did barry make the jill sandwich shop in deadring?

 

[bSTAR_182]

because you have a dirty mind

I know, Resident Evil brings out the best in me.

did barry make the jill sandwich shop in deadring?

Absolutely not, it was his cousin Larry.


Who can grow the thickest beard of all the characters?