Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Awaii-Lynne]

make sure all her dresses are red.

What does Rebecca do in her spare time?

 

[S.T.A.R.S.1]

hangs out with billy in a room and makes breathing sounds

why does wesker keep dying

 

[LordGolbez]

Because Wesker Doesn't When To Stay Dead.

What Kind Of House Does Wesker Have?

 

[icydeath7]

a duplex in the ghetto

do you think the spray rebecca used on chris gave chris an allergic reaction later?

 

[tremor]

Yes, his face swole up to the size of a watermelon


Why does Barry talk to himself?

 

[Counter88]

Because he has no Jill Sandwich.

Where did Saddler come from?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

From a planet far beyond the universe called Mexicearth (wtf?!).

Who advised Chris to use steroids?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Berry, he said Chris was far to small to handle a Jill Sandwich.

Does Chris watch "Castle"?

 

[bSTAR_182]

"I'm gonna have to say NO."


Does Wesker like fish-sticks?

 

[Capcomplicated]

Only served with exactly 4 packets of ketchup and a side of rice set at 195 degrees farinheight. And he will not tolerate delays!

What would Chris and Jill dress up as for halloween?

 

[Counter88]

Chris would be dressed up as a Bull. He's F***ing stronger than a bull.
Jill would be dressed up as a Sandwich.

If Wesker survived the 2 RPG's and the lava surrounding him, what would be the first thing he would do?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Go to DisneyWorld!!!

Who would he bring?

 

[blivvy]

Hunk & tofu.

How can a piece of tofu carry a knife?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Its quiet simple! But you have to be one with the tofu to be able to know!

How can you be one with the tofu?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

With a little bit Buthistic meditation, you'll be one with the tofu. Other ways are too gross...

...

My gosh D: *kills fantasy*

Why didn't Saddler cut off his long, ugly, black, rotten, gross, stinky, awfull, idiotic, gay nails?

 

[Counter88]

Because he has Cancer.

Does Chris have a pet? If so, what kind of pet?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

A gorilla; that explains his steroids abuse.

What'd happen when Steve lost his underwear after changing back into a human?

 

[blivvy]

He'd be nekked.

Whats weskers favourite tv show?

 

[codename: HUNK]

desperate housewives

what does Rebecca like on her pizza?

 

[icydeath7]

11 herbs and spices

what does leon have for breakfast everyday?