Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Counter88]

Barf from a Regenerator.

What is Ashley doing right about....now?

 

[Ivan]

Yelling "HELP" for Leon to come rescue her.

Why are Regenerators so creepy?

 

[icydeath7]

because plagas is one hell of a drug :/

why is tyrant t-107 scared of tyrant t-109?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

why is tyrant t-107 scared of tyrant t-109?

Because t-109, who is married to t-107, learnt that t-107 has an affair with t-108.

[spoilers]How long does the orgasm of a tyrant last?[/spoilers]

 

[icydeath7]

take a guess knowtice that rawr nemisis does thats not roar of anger :|

why does nemissis kill brad first?

 

[greaterbadass]

because he cant resist chicken!

how the hell did Barry and Wesker get behind a locked door in re1?

 

[icydeath7]

barry kicked the door down! .....[size=-2]then put it back on the hinges[/size]

why is ashley so annoying?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

She's trying to win Justin Bieber, unfortunately, she's about to lose.
Justin Bieber has more haters, even in Canada itself! Let's not talk about the Jonas Brothers...

However, so how does Ashley's room look like?

 

[icydeath7]

pink and leon

how many times do you think leonwanted to kill ashley?

 

[Counter88]

1000 times.

Is Luis actually dead?

 

[icydeath7]

no just horribly violated.

will luis ever look at life the same way again?

 

[T-Vaccinated Kid]

No because he is now a zombie.

Would zombie Luis rather eat Leon or Ashley?

 

[3rd Mutation]

Ashley, because she's got 'ballistics'.

Why is 'Resident Evil' chanted by someone when someone decides to play a resident
evil game?

 

[icydeath7]

bcause the person who chants it is an evil resident

was that a bad pun-type loke?

 

[3rd Mutation]

No, it was a bad pun-type joke

Why is Leon's surname Kennedy?

 

[Romero]

Why is Leon's surname Kennedy?

Capcom thought that only a Kennedy would bother helping the president.

After going through so much and paniced so many times, how come Ashley's panties is still white???

 

[blivvy]

Toast with sum fried yellow herbs and a cup of f-aid spray.


What is leon's fave hobby?

 

[greaterbadass]

combing his hair

Why is Alfred so bad at shooting?

 

[icydeath7]

he's to busy worrying about his dress

what does alfred do all day?

 

[bSTAR_182]

what does alfred do all day?

His sister's boyfriend who still continues to believe that he is really Alexia.


After watching Resident Evil Afterlife Albert Wesker does what?

A. Continues with his plans of releasing Uroborus upon humanity for paying money to have such a movie made and for those who paid money to see it.
B. Eyes light up red as he bangs Chris out of frustration
C. Eyes light up red as he impales Paul Anderson (with his fist of course)
D. Shave's his pet cat, Samuel, due to stress (though eyes don't light up red).
Double D. All of the above.