Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Hoady]

He got hell depressed and wouldn't leave his mums basement,when his mum finally came in one day he shot her in the teeth and kneed her in the jaw.Feeling guilty he ran away repressing his thoughts hoping to never experience something so terrible again.He was 38.

Why does krauser look like a gay sailor?

 

[wpstudart]

Because that's what he is

Why Tyrant is so damn beautiful? :blush:

 

[iNFiN1TY]

cause his mother had a steroid addiction when giving birth

q: why is jill sexier in the game than in the movie :x

 

[ResidentZelda]

because they didn't use Julia Voth in the movie

Why did they make the crappy RE movies?

Note:If you don't know who Julia Voth is this is her picture

She was the person who CAPCOM got inspired to make Jill

 

[wpstudart]

Because Paul W. Anderson (if this is his name) didn't knew the Resident Evil series so much, and he asked to his slave to play resident evil director's cut and tell him. And like the slave didn't speak english, Paul didn't understand anything, so he create the whole story.

Why Basshunter don't do a Resident Evil song?

For the one who doesn't know who is Basshunter, he's a Swedish DJ that makes music about some games, like dotA and Counter-Strike.

 

[Popo]

because he sucks

is this true?

 

[wpstudart]

Yeah it's. Google could told you

Why some people think that Leon is dumb?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because they are.

Why haven't Jill, Leon, Chris, etc. gone crazy from fighting zombies/ parasites?

 

[Popo]

cuz they have a strong personality

why do zombies never have moustache?

 

[wpstudart]

Because almost always they don't have hair.

Why I though that killing the queen leech was hard?

 

[3rd Mutation]

Because deep down all female entities intimidate you.

How come Cerberus dogs never bury the bones they acquire from their victims?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because they might get dirty.

why we all are obssesed with RE?

 

[Popo]

cause its awesome

why?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because it is.

What would happen if CAPCOM ran ot of ideas for new RE characters?

 

[wpstudart]

They didn't, they just are to lazy to put they in the game and do a good game :lol:

Why Sherry is so annoying? She isn't annoying like Sheva, but she's almost there

 

[ResidentZelda]

becase she's just 10, 12?

How do you call cheese that is not yours bt is Wesker's?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Wesker cheese!!


Why does Wesker approve?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because he's chuck norris's best friend

What would happen if you mix Wesker with Chuck Norris?

 

[Popo]

you get an albert norris!

has chuck norris ever faced zombies?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

No.


What would happen if Wesker developed a crush on Ada?