Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[blivvy]

He would try to sell guns to zombies & they will try to eat him. So he blasts them all away with the infinite rocket launcher. Also he will still insist on calling everyone he meets, Stranga!

What raaare things will be on sale, stranga?

 

[Romero]

Ice cubes. So you can put your en'mies on ice.


Are Dr. Salvador a lumberjack?

 

[Counter88]

Yes, but not just any lumberjack! He's a lumberjack AND a Doctor!

Why is Dr. Salvador(I call him Sal) also a Doctor?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Because he can operate his patients perfectly with a chainsaw! Seriously!

What does Dr. Salvador do in his freetime?

 

[Romero]

What does Dr. Salvador do in his freetime?

In which of his freetimes? In his freetime from operating, he cuts down trees. In his freetime from lumberjacking, he operates compulsive patients.


At which job does Salvador spend most of his labor time?

 

[Silverfern]

His own club called 'Salvador Strip Club'

If he had 3 kids, what were their names be?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Easy.

1. Sal
2. Va
3. Dor

Who is Dr. Salvador in love with?

 

[blivvy]

He secretly loves Ada. That's why he wanted to kill Leon, so there's no competition

Why does Salvy wear a bag on his head?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

To hide his true identity. Come on, potatoe bags (dirted with stained blood) work better then just a pair of glasses D: That and the Bella Sisters (Salvy has two wifes) must not know that their husband is trying to go out with Ada.

(kind of explains why there's only Bella Sisters in Separate Ways xD)

How would Salvador propose Ada :O?

 

[Counter88]

He would give her a ring with a little chainsaw on it.

What would be Ada's answer to Dr. Sal's proposal?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

No, the burlap over the face doesn`t work for her - she prefers men with a bit more confidence. Too much baggage.

Why does Leon remind me of Legolas?

 

[icydeath7]

idk -_-

what would leon do with a million dollars?

 

[Silverfern]

Go on a cruise ship around the world with his friend Claire.

What would claire say If Leon saw Ada kissing in the park? :lol:

 

[JaguarsSoul]

''I knew you just tried to impress her back those years!''

Why is the RE4 deathscenes the most eh... bloody ones?

 

[Silverfern]

Cause who ever created death scenes are totally 'Sick'

What would Chris say to Sheva about his big arms?

 

[Romero]

What would Chris say to Sheva about his big arms?

"These are flawed by design, not dope."


Which of the bosses had the fungi infection "athlete's foot" under his hat?

 

[Silverfern]

Mr 'Spopovich' Krauser X.

Which Character in S.T.A.R.S had a hard time finding Weskers Glasses?

 

[aoshi]

Not a clue....I am guessin chris redfield(from that cut scene in RE 5)

Was sheva a BSAA veteran?

 

[Silverfern]

Nah, she was a 'stripper'

what song was Wesker singing to Barry in the S.T.A.R.S office?

 

[Romero]

Mr 'Spopovich' Krauser X.

Lol, it was Salazar because he's so short.

what song was Wesker singing to Barry in the S.T.A.R.S office?

Eh, Waltzing Mathilda.


Why is there no MacDonalds in Pueblo?? The village is just about big enough...