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Well she's hot but not hot enough by Wesker's standards.


Why didn't Wesker ever change out of his tight, shiny leather outfit in RE5?
 
STAR_738;91816 said:
Well she's hot but not hot enough by Wesker's standards.

Agreed. She doesn't have a penis.! :lol:


STAR_738;91816 said:
Why didn't Wesker ever change out of his tight, shiny leather outfit in RE5?

Because he likes it dirty.

Why didn't Leon go to save queen Elizab.. oh screw that, It's OUTBREAK time! Why did Kevin fail at the S.T.A.R.S test twice?
 
Because he didn't fit the stereotypical "cool guy" of the 90's!

Where was Lisa Trevor's babysitter all the time she was in the mansion?
 
Charming?! Didn't you know he likes men? Just ask the President! He sent Leon to rescue his young daughter 'cause he knew nothing would happen. =P

Why does everyone ALWAYS split up?
 
Romero;92261 said:

Because... :confused: ..... :huh:
Magnolia would kick my ass so much.

Lol, Mag sure will kick your ass XD! Luckily you didn't answer the question. To be honest, I waited for someone to answer that question, so I won't be Mag's victim XD

Romero;92261 said:
Leon is talking with Capcom for his salary in RE6, what are Leon's demands?

Leon's demands? Buying that hairgel (Gatsby) from Asia. Omg, Asia's hairgels are expensive :O

So, why the hell are regenerators naked and why do they attack you with a perverted smile?

They also kiss your neck very gently, oh la la

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc
 
They think that pooping out at nights is romantic!

Will Claire abandon Leon once she learns that he is not capable of having a child with her?
 
I hope so :I

That dude is more interested in the spy though :3

Why do people suddenly ask stupid questions which kind of involves (ah, I so don't want to write this though...) LeonxClaire
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Probably being a pain in the ass for his parents... Aw, how cute <3!

(seriously, most of the children who're a pain in the ass for their parents are cute. They call my youngest little brother cute D:! He's a devil >.<!)

Btw, would Ashley be inspired by The Loved Ones (a movie) to do the same things to Leon as Lola did to Brent?

Watch das trailer!

 
Yup, cause every1 knows Ashley is a total psychotic b!tch :P

(btw, that movie looks sick xD)

Out of these four, who would be the last man standing. Chris, Leon, Krauser or Wesker?