Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[FlameX]

because they are

why does excella look pretty damn sexy?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Well she's hot but not hot enough by Wesker's standards.


Why didn't Wesker ever change out of his tight, shiny leather outfit in RE5?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Well she's hot but not hot enough by Wesker's standards.

Agreed. She doesn't have a penis.! :lol:

Why didn't Wesker ever change out of his tight, shiny leather outfit in RE5?

Because he likes it dirty.

Why didn't Leon go to save queen Elizab.. oh screw that, It's OUTBREAK time! Why did Kevin fail at the S.T.A.R.S test twice?

 

[Elochai]

Because he didn't fit the stereotypical "cool guy" of the 90's!

Where was Lisa Trevor's babysitter all the time she was in the mansion?

 

[Leonlover]

Shopping xD

Q : why leon have a charming eyes?

 

[Elochai]

Charming?! Didn't you know he likes men? Just ask the President! He sent Leon to rescue his young daughter 'cause he knew nothing would happen. =P

Why does everyone ALWAYS split up?

 

[icydeath7]

cuz in horror movies bbad ideas are good ideas to thee main character.

Why does th black guy die first in horror movies?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Cause you have colorblindness! :lol:

Why do you think that Kennedy would be a fitting surname for Claire?

 

[Romero]

Why do you think that Kennedy would be a fitting surname for Claire?

Because... ..... :huh:
Magnolia would kick my ass so much.


Leon is talking with Capcom for his salary in RE6, what are Leon's demands?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Because... ..... :huh:
Magnolia would kick my ass so much.

Lol, Mag sure will kick your ass XD! Luckily you didn't answer the question. To be honest, I waited for someone to answer that question, so I won't be Mag's victim XD

Leon is talking with Capcom for his salary in RE6, what are Leon's demands?

Leon's demands? Buying that hairgel (Gatsby) from Asia. Omg, Asia's hairgels are expensive :O

So, why the hell are regenerators naked and why do they attack you with a perverted smile?

Spoiler

They also kiss your neck very gently, oh la la

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc

 

[Romero]

So, why the hell are regenerators naked and why do they attack you with a perverted smile?

This one is easy, because they are perverted!


What name would Claire and Leon give their first child? (One female and one male name.)

 

[icydeath7]

optimus prime and claire jr.(leon is horrible at naming children)

would claire hit leon for naming their son optimus prime?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

You two are asking for trouble XD Seriously x3

Stupid question; stupid answer: Nope because they'll never have a son :3

How would both Steve and Ada react to these stupid questions/stupid answers?

 

[FlameX]

headshot themselves with a D.eagle

why do the las plagas (RE4) always pop out at night?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

They think that pooping out at nights is romantic!

Will Claire abandon Leon once she learns that he is not capable of having a child with her?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

I hope so :I

Spoiler

That dude is more interested in the spy though :3

Why do people suddenly ask stupid questions which kind of involves (ah, I so don't want to write this though...) LeonxClaire

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Because that's the natural way of things.

Where was the first kiss between Leon and Claire?

 

[icydeath7]

there was none ada kissed leon though :3

what did leon do as a child?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Probably being a pain in the ass for his parents... Aw, how cute <3!

(seriously, most of the children who're a pain in the ass for their parents are cute. They call my youngest little brother cute D:! He's a devil >.<!)

Btw, would Ashley be inspired by The Loved Ones (a movie) to do the same things to Leon as Lola did to Brent?

Watch das trailer!

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5BFm4qIow

 

[blivvy]

Yup, cause every1 knows Ashley is a total psychotic b!tch

(btw, that movie looks sick xD)

Out of these four, who would be the last man standing. Chris, Leon, Krauser or Wesker?