La Femme Fatale

Cool! I'll go out for a walk and have sex with the first man I'll see! I'll be totally gay until the day the bowie products complete their task. Then I'll become straight again and come over to Canada to make your dreams come true! :lol:

On a very serious note though(pay attention cause I rarely speak seriously!) I want to be honest. Just like I try not to judge people by their skin color, gender and nationality(with the exception of Canadians who are obviously superior than the rest), I don't judge them by their personal preferences either. I believe that it is what you do that makes you who you are.

However, while I do support that everyone has the same rights and that it's not right to make discriminations, I can't deny that I'm insecure as well. I won't lie, I've never had a gay friend or at least I didn't know that one of them was. So whenever I'm next to someone I feel uncomfortable wondering what I'm going to do if he finds me handsome. But this is clearly my problem. I never got a reply to this first visitor message you mentioned and I was like "What the hell did I say?" But like I said I don't care and I really don't want to know what other people on their beds. If see two men kissing in public I'll just look somewhere else. It's my my problem if I can't stand watching. I guess I'm just not used to it.

I just hope I said it right.

Strange.. I don't remember saying that I'm straight on this forum.. hmmm.. :lol: Anyway, It turned out that it wasn't that hard to earn your respect after all. I could turn bysexual as well. Would you like me even more? :lol:

Experience can counter the lack of a bowie bulge!

And I really like how you say "back to normal" when you're referring to our sex discussion :lol:

Of course I'm trying to tell you something: How the hell are you still part of the convent when they don't support homosexuality!

Nah, I just couldn't come up with any better religion porn story including nuns! Hell, I don't care about what people do on their beds

And hey, you don't have to be hung like a horse in order to know what to do. Size doesn't always matter!

Well, it's yet another parable which was found among the pages of those uncanonical Gospels. The plot revolves around two nuns who -after 13 years of purity- can control their sexual desires no more. They start desperately seeking a mate but the convent doesn't have males at all. So they decide to use strap-ons and other lesbian techniques to satisfy their lust finding out eventually that they prefer being lesbians. Upon learning that the arch nun hires a Bowie-like gigolo to take care of the two nuns and their sins. The gigolo ****s them so hard that they don't even think of going lesbian again.

The moral of this religious story is that one shouldn't go homosexual untill he's been with a partner who knows what he's doing!

Sure! Let's read the "Horny Nuns"! Ummm.. I mean they are going to add it into the bible in a few years! :lol:

Poor child, you've been misinformed. Don't believe whatever they say in an effort to justify the unjustifiable! We must accept who we are sister Fatale - two little sinners with no respect towards God.

Now, if you don't mind I must continue my prayers. :ninja:

If i were in your shoes i'd take them off and take hers. She'll soon realize after walking bare-footed that changes need to be made. What does this girl need all this money for anyway? Is she one dirty toothbrush away from being homeless?

It makes me sad each day i dont have a ps3

Totally, thats a ****ty thing to do. She's treating you like a bank not a friend. So you should charge her interest with an ever-increasing premium lol Oh now you owe 30% more than you borrowed...sorry those are my rates. If she cant pay just do what Romero does and take her stuff lol

Well i'll know more after the weekend but as of right now....theres a 50% chance i may never go back to Africa. (or until i can afford a brand new one). I know this pains you to know this but i figure you'll have your hands full with Bowie

STORYMODE B!TCH!

I'm making progress with my costume! Here is what I've managed to do so far! :lol:

There was a crux, I said "add minus two more", that's like adding and subtracting at the same time, isn't it? :lol:

Even I know the result of two negatives etc, but I'll try to apply this to electronics. I have some acid lead batteries... :blink:

Wow you wrote a 3 digit number! With you on my side there should be hope for me too.

If you have minus four apples and add minus two more, is two negatives making a positive or are you just as confused as I?

lol, I didn't exactly mean that! :lol:

Oh whatever.. Do as you please! In fact it works for me either way

8. Hmph.

What was that about? I need to know what made you say that (so I can annoy you again).

And about math... I half suck in math so if you half suck too, does that mean that we together completely suck at math or that we are average?

Condiser it done! But just like I will take special care of his bulge you'll have to take care of the breast issue as well. Regina doesn't appear to be that gifted -at least in DC 1 - so you'll have to make your girls look smaller!

I want to see professional work! :lol:

And I don't care what the other cosplayers will say! they are irrelevant remember?

Ok fine. I guess I'll just get used to it.

Can you at least cosplay Regina for me, since you won't grant me any other wishes? ^_^

And maybe I'll add lots of cotton in my pants and pretend that I'm David!

I doing really well, although i'm kinda worried about my ps3. I'm now in the 5 percintile of systems that dont work in the first magical remedy solution. My ps3 is said to have a 50% chance of survival. I knew i shouldnt have played so much RE5.

Hows your friend situtation. is it ....being handled *cracks knuckles*

In a turn of events, it would seem that you are the inactive one now, at least the past few days.

I got a bit confused over the numbers you used (1-8). You said "hmph" in paragraph 8, what did you respond to there?

The numbers you assigned to your paragraphs don't correspond with my numbers.

You can say whatever you want, but you can't hide perv queen! Yeah, that's your new nickname here!

Although, it does suck being the runner up always. We all knew you are longer than me! And now you're more perverted than me too? Pfffff *is jealous* :lol:

2. Oh pish posh. As long as I have more posts than you, you're my subordinate. And that was true also before I was modded.
Change the weather for me, pleeease? I'm tired of this slush.

3 & 7. Yes we are special together, but you're more special than I. I missed you too, just so you know it. I missed the whole forum actually, so I'm the first one to see how it's strange that I didn't return sooner. I've explained some of it already, another factor is that the amount of unread posts seemed daunting and I was a bit down and didn't have the energy to do anything I didn't have to.
Hammered? AFAIK that only means drunk as **** and is no synonym with enamoured. :lol:

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Did you go and masturbate with Fallen as I said two days ago? Maybe I should ask him, he's probably more honest and open about it than..... No he would just claim to have masturbated with you even if it wasn't true. :lol:

Speaking of Fallen, I saw him running out of his dorm, I dunno why 'cause he does that all the time. So let's grab the opportunity and go and bang on his couch. :lol: