La Femme Fatale

Hmph! On 01-17-2011 (maybe the 16th your time zone), you praised Capcomplicated for understanding your posts, but I did too! So where's the praise and asskissing I deserve? Hmph.

Hey how are you, hows the life of the :ninja: moderator

You've become CHIEF! Congrats.
You're no longer my subordinate....

8) Reply to message from 01-22-2011

I :wub: you

Really? What have I done to deserve this honour and pleasure? You are so sweet I don't know what to say. Other than I :wub: you too! Really, I do. You are something special.

7) Reply to message from 01-12-2011

Day 3:
I'm totally expecting a response to each and every one of my messages when you return. How's that for encouragement to get your behind back here?

Of course, milady.

6) Reply to message from 01-10-2011

Day 2:
Romero's still not back from his holiday vacation. Maybe he's stuck in an avalanche... we would have heard from him by now. Oh no, it's like the Chilian miners thing happening all over again. Over and out.

I was just busy ruling the world.

5) Reply to message from 01-09-2011

Day 1:
Romero's still not back from holiday vaca. What could he be doing? It's snowing out. Hasn't stopped snowing all day. Maybe stuck in snow storm?

I was physically back from vacation a couple days before new years eve, and I was back at the forums once in a while, but as earlier said I was incognito. Sneaky little bugger I was! I was playing pc games every day.

4) Reply to message from 01-06-2011

My life is incomplete without you.

Wow - look how many messages I've left you. I'm like a stalker. You know what - I'm going to be annoying and just going to keep posting something everyday here until you give in and come back. Because I'm awesome and needy like that. It'll be like when I drunk text my friends except I won't be drunk!

Your life in incomplete without me?? I don't really believe that but it was so sweet of you to say it. When I one day in the new year visited my profile as a guest and found your messages, I almost had to wipe a happy tear of my face. It warmed the very root of my heart. :blush: I would have glomped you if I could. :kiss:

And you're not a stalker, but you almost sound a bit enamoured sometimes. Hm?

3) Reply to message from 01-04-2011

Where is your face?

That day, I'm gessing my face were somewhere in a game of Civilization.

Yes, I'll continue now. Yesterday the server started to respond slow and I eventually couldn't connect with the forum at all.

Lmao, look what I'm doing. I'm making your position as a mod worse and worse day by day. Because despite joining the convent you can't stop me from writing dirty comments to your profile!

It's like one of those movies where a character is having difficulties in taking a decission when a little angel appears on his one shoulder and a little devil on the other affecting him to take the virtuous or the non-virtuous decission corresponingly. I'm that little devil! :lol:

But don't worry! All this will soon be over! It is said that Steve has already begun preparations for your replacement! Muahaha! Alas, my reign is finally approaching - a reign of utter chaos!

Lol. Steve will fail with replacing Femme because he simply can't find anyone more perv than her. Not even you Fallen can replace her. ~Romero

Oh please, playing scrabble with you is not interesting at all! We always come up with the same worDs and it ends up a tie!

2) Reply to message from 12-29-2010

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Being friend with me feels like peeing on yourself? :lol:
Well maybe I should be happy it doesn't feel like crapping on yourself.

1) Reply to your message from 12-27-2010.
Subject: Nickname

I think you should not change your name, we are used to "La Femme Fatale". "Her Royal Nonsense" sounds fun but I think it's better suited as a custom user title, like you're using it now.
LFF is not getting old or annoying! It's a sexy name which suits you.
You can change your name of course (if you still consider it), but it's going to be weird not seeing "La Femme Fatale" here.

Annoying? NO, you made me feel special. :blush:

Now you can go masturbate with Fallen while I reply to the other messages. :lol:

"Ducky"? I hope that's an endearment too.
I love that you've posted so many messages, now is payback time. :lol: Sorry for the delay, but I will pay some % interest haha.

Oh wow, that's the first rejection I've had in the last 19 years of my life! It feels strange.. I'll go get a cup of tea! :lol:

Ok, Ok, but I just want to let you know that my regard towards you is starting to go downhill! Tremor didn't refuse the same request!

Lmao! This is hilarious! I was reffering to all dirty posts of REN, not just mine! :lol:

Hey sister fatale, I acknowledge the lack of sexual intercourse inside the convent so.. I was wondering if you touch -discreetly and unintentionally- yourself whenever we talk about dicks in this forum.

Because me.. well let's just say that I type with only my left hand whenever I post here! I'm right handed! :lol: