Y no one say "bewbs or GTFO?" Sad face...
I'll be honest - men baffle me. It's almost like some are trying to say the PC thing when really they just want something pretty, able to hold at least a part-way intellectual conversation and have bedroom experience without being the good time that was had by all.
If you're me, for example, then the prospects aren't good. Never mind what shred of personality, vague IQ points and so on I may have - at the end of the day, I got three kids by 2 different fathers and I'm at least 80 pounds overweight. On a dating site only the freaks and sex offenders would even think of checking out my profile for longer than a cursory glance to eliminate me from their potentials list.
On the other hand, I'm married anyway so I get conversation, entertainment and sex on tap. So why worry myself?