Gar Bageman
The Spirit of Rock 'n' Roll
CT: I'd like to be not sick for New Year's just once...
CT: I probably shouldn't have went out and drank so much with my friends. I had a blast, but holy hangover
I envy you for that. Another year started with a hangover, yay!I'm not too sure what all I did lastnight after a bottle of Patron Reposado, and a six pack of sam adams but surprisingly... I'm not hungover.
CT: Shut up Lana Del Rey, no one' pussy taste's like Pepsi-Cola, let's get real here chica.
Pssh... come on Story! If you're 70 and still alone then maybe it's time to panic and settle for some dickhead you'll meet in the retirement home... but you're a 22 year old girl, you don't need to be saying stuff like that yet!I made the mistake of looking at pictures of couples cuddling on tumblr a moment ago and now I'm just... feeling moreso like you are now. lol. If things are meant to happen they are, but if not I won't force anything. That's my motto for relationships now... just let things happen. Some people are meant to be alone though and I get that, and if that's whats meant for me then so be it.
Pssh... come on Story! If you're 70 and still alone then maybe it's time to panic and settle for some dickhead you'll meet in the retirement home... but you're a 22 year old girl, you don't need to be saying stuff like that yet!
That is f*cking fantastic. Makes me wish I had a phone!CT: There's nothing funnier than to Bill Cosby "sext" anonymously. I think I've started a new trend. ZIPPOTY BOOP BOP YOUR FLIPPOTY FLOPITTY IN CHOCOLATE PUDDIN.
.... I need sleep.
You'd think the Government would have better regulations on who they give licenses to within their agencies. Then again, maybe he stopped playing with his hair enough to pass the testsCT: Pretty much my signature right now... why would she even let Leon drive a car, crash it, fly a plane, crash it too, AND then another helicopter? Meanwhile she knew how to fly all along? Helena is trollin' hard.
My hope is that she wanted to make absolutely sure he was as stupid and useless as a back of the neck asshole before she blew his f*cking mind. She's like Penn & Teller to him now. But now he doesn't trust her because he thinks she's a witch.CT: Pretty much my signature right now... why would she even let Leon drive a car, crash it, fly a plane, crash it too, AND then another helicopter? Meanwhile she knew how to fly all along? Helena is trollin' hard.
My hope is that she wanted to make absolutely sure he was as stupid and useless as a back of the neck ******* before she blew his f*cking mind. She's like Penn & Teller to him now. But now he doesn't trust her because he thinks she's a witch.
I just got a great idea for a comic strip. And as soon as I'm not dead, I'm making it.Oh my god Dan yes to THIS! I agree 100%. Maybe she showed off her Hogwarts skills too soon. XD