Nevermind.
First i'd get like 50 hot maids all they have to do is clean the castle and do whatever i ask and they can live in it then i'd create a massive army of swordsmen,axesmen and bowmen and start raiding towns and villages.I've also got the riffs from the warriors trained as ninjas living in some of my quarters, the front of my castle will have a kilometer long minefield and will constantly be guarded by a group of vikings with massive doublehanded axes and all they do is live off mead.I will have an awesome throne and create a brewery that is constantly in care by the finest brewmen in the buisness.
I will be a rich oldschool bogan all i wear in my kingdom is a pair of torn up jeans with a flano and you won't see me not holding a beer, my castle is also equipped with a massive sound system in every room and the stuff you could expect in every ridiculous party mans house.This is going to kickass.