Corrupt A Wish

[Romero]

You find love, and a bit later your love marry your neighbor.


I wish peace for everyone that has not got it.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

The world becomes dull and explodes.


I wish I could have 2 burgers right now.

 

[Popo]

you eat them and die of food poisoning

i wish that i was richer than bill gates xD

 

[Hoady]

You become so happy in joy that you eat all your money and you crap out dollar notes for weeks.You venture in the sewer to get your money back and drown in poo.

I wish i had a pet gorilla named bevan.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

The gorilla turns out to be a T-Virus infectee and kills you cuz he got hungry.


I wish I could eat tons of pizza right now.

 

[wolfgirl]

You do but then you spontaneously combust and pepperoni hits the walls. It grosses out your friends and family and they all spontaneously combust.


I wish my tummy didn't hurt!!

 

[Hoady]

You eat a panadol and explode into a 1000 of mini wolves that go around biting peoples ankles.

I wish i was immune to smoking.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You become immune to tobacco smoking, but get into drugs....



I wish I could run faster than all the fastest runners put together.

 

[ResidentZelda]

You find out shes a man bear pig.

lawl south park.

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@ Nemises:

You become the fastest runner in the world but then you can't stop running and crash against a wall.

I wish I had a Mac instead of a PC

 

[Romero]

You sell your PC cheap, and order a Mac. An hour later you sit there with your Big Mac.


I wish someone would change the motor oil. So I can do other things...

 

[Hoady]

You set out to make the hottest curry on the planet.You create it and when you eat it your poo becomes so hot you actually find a new source for your motoroil and later convert this source too fuel becoming incredibly famous.Sadly you eat too much curry and do a fart so massive it shoots you into the sun.

I wish i could destroy entire planets.

 

[ProtoTypeRaavyn]

Your wish to have the power to destroy planets is granted to you, but with no knowledge on how to use this power you blow yourself up instead.

I wish everyone in the world is more dependable.

 

[tremor]

Your wish is granted, but what you didn't realise is that you would one day jokingly tell a friend to shoot you because of a silly mistake you made and your friend ends up killing you because everyone is so dependable. >___> how evil..


I wish I could convince people to do anything.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Granted. You get drunk and high and you convince a person to summon a brain-eater to eat you!

I wish this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[L]

Your wish is granted but now you have to die.

I wish I have dreams about cheese.

 

[tremor]

Your wish is granted, but you end up turning into a huge hunk of cheese


I wish I could eat all of the icecream in the world and never get fat.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Granted. You eat so many ice creams that you eventually become anorexic and turn into one of those skinny models!

I wish for tremor to never become an anorexic model.

 

[tremor]

Your wish is granted, but I end up eating so much that I become very large and eventually explode :ermm:




I wish I could walk through walls xD

 

[Wesker_xSTARSx]

You start to walk through a wall and lose the power and get stuck in the wall.

I wish the next person who alters my wish gets Super AIDS... courtesy of The Black Executioner.

 

[L]

Your wish is granted but the black executioner is dead.

I wish I could die.