Corrupt A Wish

[Deleted member 1428]

They die before they do.

I wish my posts would stop dissapearing.

 

[Hoady]

Your posts happen to pictures of dead babies.

I wish i had 40 cartons of beer.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You die of alcohol poisoning.



I wish I had a nice juicy Big Mac.

 

[aintnoscrub]

you die of food poisoning.
i wish i could see into the future

 

[Popo]

you see the future, the future makes you crazy and you kill yourself

i wish there weren't so many damn cheaters in metal gear online

 

[Romero]

All the gamers are cheaters, so now you're left alone.

I want radio and tv stations to stop broadcasting sports in the week ends.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

They start broadcasting your relatives deaths and yours instead.


I wish I had Mortal Combat.

 

[Romero]

Your game proves to be mortal when you die of fear.

I want to discover an oil well in my backyard.

 

[Popo]

you do but then you die of a sudden heart attack

i wish that the dog next door would stop barking at night

 

[wpstudart]

You can wish this, but after he stops barking, your neighbors would blame you and kidnap you.

I wish I could just get the hang what I'm learning on Maths. I was good at it, what happened? *start a emotional crisis*

 

[wolfgirl]

You do but then TRIGONOMETRY EATS YOU ALIVE!! :-O

I wish my back didn't hurt (got a job finally!!!! YAYYY! but it was hard work lol)

 

[wpstudart]

You will take something for the pain, but you'll die by overdoses! O:

I wish I can get 100% on almost game I have

 

[echoey]

you cant because your blind so you cant play lol

I wish.. my dreams would come true.. :/

 

[Romero]

You wait and wait but they aren't coming true. You develop insanity and end up on some azylum.


I wish that a hot woman knocks on my door.

 

[Popo]

she does knock at your door, you two make "it" and you get AIDS

i wish i didnt answer do this topic

 

[Hoady]

All of our greatest and happiest wishes happen to come true and you miss out.

I wish i could tame gorillas and then make an army of super gorillas that smoke heaps of bongs.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

They get so high that they think you're trying to kill them and then they kill you.


I wish...
Iwish uhmm.... That this girl
I like would like me back >_>.

 

[Hoady]

You find out shes a man bear pig.

I wish i had a tuxedo.

 

[Romero]

I wish i had a tuxedo.

You are gifted a pink tuxedo.

I wish more energy so that I can do more things and do them quicker.

 

[wpstudart]

You can't because if you got to much energy, you'll just rush to do anything and get hit by a bus.

I wish I could love someone