Corrupt A Wish

[Popo]

you cant because we dont live in a movie or game

i wish i was chris

 

[wpstudart]

You can't, otherwise a zombie would kill him (you)

I wanted to kill a zombie with a headshot in remake easily.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You get your wish but unfortunately, your life force is linked to the zombies so when you killed him by blowing off his head yours did too.



I wish I hadn't watched this scary video with scary music O_O. (Look on YouTube for, " This video will give you nightmares").

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't wish it back because now you have to watch THIS VIDEO CONTAINS MMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTucBuG5_jc

I wish that I could eat at McDonalds (anything more than a little Happy Meal and I feel sick)

 

[Hoady]

When your order your happy meal it happens to be an unhappy meal.It makes you cry so much that you actually flood mcdonalds.

I wish i could talk to animals.

 

[Popo]

you cant because your parents didnt name you doolittle at birth

i wish capcom stopped being a**holes

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Capcome starts being even more assholes and ban RE D:.



I wish I had lots of private land and houses.

 

[wpstudart]

If you get your wish you'll be a ambitious man and a unhappy person.

I Wish I could go to every show I can

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You get murdered to first one you go.



I wish I could fly.

 

[wolfgirl]

You fly for a while but your head explodes from the air pressure. The entrails scatter across the streets of Raccoon City.

I wish that Luigi was more popular than Mario.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Luigi does become more popular than Mario but then Mario gets very ticked off and kills you, Luigi, and your family with his Koopa turtle shell.



I wish Bowser would kill Mario already.

 

[wolfgirl]

He would but he's too busy with Princess Peach.

I wish that chocolate was calorie free.

 

[Popo]

if it was, people would no longer eat it because people love calories dont they?

i wish jill was real and my girlfriend

 

[wolfgirl]

She's a 32-bit pipe dream... so no

I wish that my stepdad wasn't such an a**hole

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He died when he did?


I wish i could meet someone famous. not telling who you'll have to guess.

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't because their security guys pop a cap in your a**.

I wish that I could sleep for ages and not have to get up

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You go to sleep but you die in it.


I wish I could still meet that movie star.

 

[wpstudart]

You can't because when you go to Hollywood, CIA agents will kill you.

I wish I take a picture with a star

 

[wolfgirl]

You get there but have no camera. The star punches you in the face xD

I wish that I had infinite wishes

 

[wpstudart]

You can't, because you only have one wish, and now you lost it.

I wish I could get better on the guitar, and get pro.