Ask the staff anything

[La Femme Fatale]

Which one of you used up all of my cool whip and chocolate sauce? And who stole my handcuffs?

*coughIdunnocough* Look at this kitty eating a pancake

Where can I sign to become a staff member?

@Romero do you want to tell him or should I?

You go out your front door and realize your house is suddenly abstract concept.

How do you cope with it?

To clarify: your house is still there. It has just dawned on you that it's the grown-up version of a sand castle and all of its value was assigned. Presumably by your boss.

My go-to way of reducing stress is by indulging in chocolate chip cookie dough.

Why are you guys this cool?

We're not cool. We're nerds. I totally got excited because I thought the baby dinosaur hatching at the beginning of Jurassic World was a baby dragon.

 

[KevinStriker]

If Kanye West and Nicki Minaj were drowning in a pool and you had to choose between saving one or the other, what kind of sandwich would you make?

 

[Romero]

And how would making a sandwich save either of them?

 

[Venomous Oddball]

And how would making a sandwich save either of them?

That's the point! xD

 

[Romero]

That's the point! xD

Ah, I thought it was some expression I didn't know the meaning of.
I wouldn't mind being sandwiched in those.... But I can't make a sandwich where I'm the ingredient.

 

[tremor]

*coughIdunnocough* Look at this kitty eating a pancake

Awww!


......What did I ask you about again?........

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Dear staff,
what singular thing have you found on the Internet that scarred you the most?

 

[Angel]

Dear staff,
what singular thing have you found on the Internet that scarred you the most?

Other people as a collective.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Dear staff,
what singular thing have you found on the Internet that scarred you the most?

It's a toss up between the blue waffle and 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just can't jack off to that ****.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

It's a toss up between the blue waffle and 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just can't jack off to that ****.

That ****. HA

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I think I deserve a gold star for that one.

 

[Spikeyroxas]

I think it makes it better that the forumer you are taking to about it is named CheezMcNASTY

 

[Romero]

The last few posts are a bit above my head so I don't understand a thing. But I have a feeling that in this case, I'm lucky to not understand the language.

 

[KevinStriker]

It's a toss up between the blue waffle and 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just can't jack off to that ****.

I don't see what's so nasty about blue waffles. It's just blue food colouring in the batter... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Venomous Oddball]

The last few posts are a bit above my head so I don't understand a thing. But I have a feeling that in this case, I'm lucky to not understand the language.

Oh don't worry, I had no idea what either were... my mom had to explain to me.

 

[Romero]

Oh don't worry, I had no idea what either were... my mom had to explain to me.

So I'm not an idiot, great to hear.
Did the explanation hurt? If not, please consider sharing your new found knowledge.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Go ahead - google blue waffle. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Romero]

That I get a blue face?

Actually I didn't notice the blue part, I was confused about the cup.

 

[Venomous Oddball]

So I'm not an idiot, great to hear.
Did the explanation hurt? If not, please consider sharing your new found knowledge.

Well... let's just say, even though I haven't seen either... I'll never think of cups or waffles the same again.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Or chocolate ice cream...