Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[LordGolbez]

Because They Were Too Tired.

Why Are Zombies So Slow?

 

[Springhosen]

Because they're bloated.

Why didn't Chris just bust a cap in Wesker's *** when he kidnapped him at the beginning of RE?

 

[LordGolbez]

Because Wesker Is A Ninja And Snuck Up On Him.:lol:

Why Is Wesker Such An Obvious Villain?

 

[Springhosen]

Because the shades make him shady. :lol:

Where did Rebecca disappear off to?

 

[LordGolbez]

She Went To Hone Her Skills And Become Better Than Sheva.:lol:


Why Does Nemesis Always Say "S.T.A.R.S."

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Because he's interested in the universe :3

How much does Leon earn by being a U.S. gouverment agent?

 

[Springhosen]

Nothing in cash, he's paid in sexual favors.

What was Alfred's problem with Claire?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

ZOMFG XD! You let me think about... things D:

He thought Claire was Justin Bieber's mother... What? Everybody hate it that the poor mother brang a curse to the world D:

Why does Krauser say comrade all the time?

 

[Springhosen]

Because he's emotionally stumped and can't bring himself to say the word "friend."

Why did Krauser look the most hurt when Manuela died in that one ending?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because he wanted her to be his wife so he decided to go mad, fake his death and kidnap the President's daughter xD

Does JaguarSoul have the soul of an actual jaguar?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Sometimes, it seems that I do

Spoiler

People think I'm cute, even though I can easily pwn someone. And I also prefer to be alone =) Jaguars are cute, but they're the most dangerous cats. They got stronger jawns and a stronger skull then lions or tigers. And they're solitary animals =)

Why is Jill afraid of spiders?

 

[LordGolbez]

Because She Got Attacked By A Giant Spider.

Why Is Irving Stupid Enough To Follow Excella?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because of that low cut dress she has... no-one can resist!

I would like a Jill Sandwich with a side order of _______?

 

[Capcomplicated]

Jill pickles

What was the last thing Nemesis heard before his mutation (he always seems to be smiling)

 

[LordGolbez]

"Jill Loves You!"

Why Was There A Dead Woman On Chief Irons' Desk?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Because Chief Iron loves death beautiful women.

How did Wesker's psyconess started?

 

[Springhosen]

When a girl in grade school told him he was cute. (It all went downhill from there.) :lol:

How did Ada survive that fall in RE2?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

She got Rebecca's first aid spray. The rest comes because of her speed and her agility x3

If Saddler's Salazar's father, who the hell is his mother?

 

[tremor]

Erm....the midget lady that lives across the street :blink:


Do zombies drink H2O?

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Not really, blood and flesh is their drugs.

Why does Leon love Ada?