Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[LordGolbez]

Because Leon Is A Sucker For Spies.

Why Do Zombies Only Eat Brains?

 

[tequila]

Because zombies are brainless and think they can gain a brain by eating one...

reminds me of Rathit :lol:


Why is Ashley obsessed with Leon?

 

[S.T.A.R.S.1]

Cause shes fat and slow

why is salazsr short and old

 

[Ivan]

because he wears underwear

why does sheva always talk about her fallen brothers?

 

[Springhosen]

Because that's all she was programmed to say. :lol:

Why did Capcom make Jill *shudders* blond?

 

[S.T.A.R.S.1]

She whent through puberty

why does wesker acts like "MR. COOL"

 

[LordGolbez]

Because Wesker Is Trying To Compensate For Something He Doesn't Have.

Why Are There Naked Zombies Running Around In The Lab In The First Game?

 

[Ivan]

Because the workers got bitten while having a sexy party

Why did they get bitten?

 

[S.T.A.R.S.1]

cause they were upsest with science?

why do regenators bite

 

[Springhosen]

Because their teeth hurt. They're just big babies who have problems teething. :lol:

What's with Wesker's British thing when we all know he's clearly American?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He thinks it makes him seem even more badass.

What's with the Regenerators breathing sounds?

 

[Counter88]

They got too many steroids.

Why did Wesker die?

 

[icydeath7]

because he was not a god

why are there plant zombies?

 

[Ivan]

Because there aren't any water zombies.

How do i come up with these answers?

 

[Popo]

because you are infected with the T Virus

If Chris is Chris, and Leon is Chris, but Ada is Leon, is Ada Chris?

 

[echoey]

No Ada is Chris and Chris is Chris.

Why do Zombies walk so slow, but then start to run fast?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Because they get bored of being so slow.

Why didnt Steve kill Claire?

 

[echoey]

Because he tripped over his boot and blew his cover..... > .>

Why is Claire related to Chris?

 

[icydeath7]

because the dad got the mom realy drunk

would you take a zombie home?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Only if it didnt have teeth or finger nails

What would Wesker do if he saw a Pyramid Head from SH?