Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Mr Sunshine]

Why did Leon not learn spanish even though he knew he was headed to spain?

He thought we would face zombies again!

Why did the ganados not learn english even though they knew Leon was headed to spain?

 

[Romero]

Why did the ganados not learn english even though they knew Leon was headed to spain?

They didn't know it before he got there. And they're not smart enough anyways.

Could normal village ganados use guns?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

they could, but they prefer to be dumb and use a pitch fork.

what is Wesker's favorite food?

 

[Romero]

what is Wesker's favorite food?

Hair gel and steroids.


If Salazar looks this old now, how is he gonna look when he's 50?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

He'll look like he's 80.

Does Salazar's right hand come off?

 

[Romero]

Does Salazar's right hand come off?

No it comes down.

How is Salazar going to look when he's 80?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

We see a brief glimpse in Spencer.

How do Wesker's sunglasses stay while moving at high speeds?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

his eyes are magnetic, and his glasses are metal!


If Wesker was a burger, what kind of burger would he be?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

A Supreme Mac.

Would you eat said Supreme mac?

 

[Romero]

Would you eat said Supreme mac?

No no no.


Why doesn't Leon like overtime?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he's secretly insecure.

Why does Ashley like overtime?

 

[Romero]

Why does Ashley like overtime?

She's just needy.

What's Leon's relation to cheese?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Best buddies.

Is Ada on α diet?

 

[Romero]

Is Ada on α diet?

I think she eats lots of chewing gum, so maybe.


Does Ada like cheese?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Only to make Leon jealous!

Why is Nemesis a night stalker?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

Because if he stalked people during the day he would be a day stalker!

If Krauser and Ada had a son, what would his name be?

 

[Elochai]

Arnold

How do zombies distinguish between infected and non-infected?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

They bite everyone just in case.

How does a male licker approach his -hoping to be- mate?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

By licking them.

How would you tongue-tie a licker?

 

[Wesker's_heir]

with a bow-tie


how can you tell between a zombie and a dead person that happens to be walking?