Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[3d-agent]

I find RE addictive.lol

do zombie girls love u?

 

[Tallahassee]

oh yeaaaaaaaaaa.exspecially when im wearing my muscle shirt!


why am i so attractive to re girls?

 

[3d-agent]

cuz they r infected with t-virus and has no brain functions.

was nemesis a gay b4 he became nemesis?

 

[Tallahassee]

yes.he was on michael jacksons "emergency"
list.



why does nemisis havwe thaat gay smile on all the time?

 

[shoheeb]

He takes Botox

What happens if you mix Green Pot with Red Pot with Blue Pot with Yellow Pot?

 

[Tallahassee]

you get resident evil OMEGA POT!!!


what would happen if sherry smoked pot?

 

[3d-agent]

we would say sherry smoked pot.

what if the pot was infected with T-virus.

 

[mastermind]

then we would all get loopy

what if zombies smoked pot

 

[Tallahassee]

then theyre would be way more tyrants...
why does ashley pickpocket all the gaurds when
leon isnt looking?

 

[Hoady]

Because shes a gold digging bastard.

What happened when wesker fed the giraffe the T-Virus?

 

[A_Wesker123]

The giraffe turned into a super powerful new B.O.W and eat him

What would happen if Chris ate nothing but lasagne for 2 months?

 

[Hoady]

He would turn into an italian and would stop fighting zombies in a dream to become the best italian chef in the west.

Whats the best thing about italian zombies?

 

[Tallahassee]

they maka good pizza!


how much of a skank is ashley?

 

[3d-agent]

more than u can think off.

what is the favorite food of nemesis?

 

[G-Virus]

Jill's Sandwich. :-*

What would happen if Chris Redfield fell in love with Lisa Trevor?

 

[3d-agent]

little children.

what is the difference between a G-virus zombie and a T-virus zombie?

 

[Tallahassee]

the t-virus is the mommy and the g-virus is the daddy.(no idea why i said that)



why does the virus like to kill things?

 

[shoheeb]

because Jackie Chan stole my piano

What would happen if Ashley married a iron maiden?

 

[BloodyEmpire]

Nothing.

Why is Ashley such a dumb blonde?

 

[Tallahassee]

cause god was sick of sassy brunettes! lol joke


why is ashley a raving butt whore?