Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Tallahassee]

ive odly never seen a child in the game.... ;D ;D ;D

how do the ganado's manage to pull out so mny things to throw at you?

 

[shoheeb]

because they like medium rare steaks

Why is Alfred a cross dresser?

 

[BloodyEmpire]

Who?

Why is Ashley so damn stupid?

 

[Ada-Wong-Fan]

Cause her mum was a dog

Why does Leon never take his top off?

 

[BloodyEmpire]

Because he was afraid that his sexiness would attract too many women.

Why is Leon so damn sexy?

 

[Hoady]

Because most the people you see in the game are infact the complete opposite from attractive thus making Leon look 10x better looking.

Why were the Ganados so ugly and filthy?

 

[echoey]

Because they wash themselves everyday with bloody towels.
Why doesnt the dog come an help you anymore after the El Gigante fight?

 

[Hoady]

He found his bitch.

What did Salazer do to the dogs in the maze to toughen them up?

 

[echoey]

Gave them the dogs bitch for exercise. if you know what i mean

What happend to the Dogs bitch after salazers dogs where finnished...

 

[Tallahassee]

because your weird...
why does ada never **** with leon?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos she can do better ;D

What would be the eye colour of Wesker and Claires baby?

 

[Hoady]

It wouldn't have any eyes to begin with.

Apart from being hideous why does Dr. Salvador wear a bag over his head?

 

[echoey]

[quote author=alecrayrocks link=topic=495.msg16519#msg16519 date=1228079450]
because your weird...
why does ada never **** with leon?
[/quote]

*sob*

 

[Hoady]

Corn on the cob.

What is Salazers favourite meal?

 

[BloodyEmpire]

Leon's blood.

Is Leon a perv?

 

[3d-agent]

in the manner of speaking, same as you are.

what is the Leon's underwear color?

 

[echoey]

Lol he aint got a colour he walks around Comando stylee!
whats ashleys pantys colour? hahah

 

[Hoady]

First off there rainbow coloured and second there not pantys they're hot pants.

Why does Ashley prefer to wear hotpants?

 

[Tallahassee]

because i prefer them....(joke)


why did i joke about that?

 

[Hoady]

Because your attraction to hotpants is actually not a joke.

Why did i joke about the joke?And how is this question related to Resident Evil in any way?