Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[shoheeb]

the everlasting quest of knowledge. Why is Ashley the most scariest aspect of the RE series?

 

[echoey]

She is so useless it scares us all that shes the presidents daughter.

What happens when you blow a dog whistle in Resident Evil land.

 

[3d-agent]

Try it yourself and let me know.

Did u try it??

 

[echoey]

OMG, I just got back from trying it, Dont EVER DO THAT!!!! *wipes blood off shoulder* OH NOOOEZ IM TURNIN INTO A ZOMBIAAEEE!

OOEEERR *dribble* AOOHH EEEOOHH EEEYYH?
(This is actualy my qeustion)

 

[3d-agent]

Bullet in your head.
(That's my answer to a zombie)

Are u dead??

 

[echoey]

X_X *thudd* Yeeep my zombie alter ego is dead.

Now how do I hide this Bullet hole in my head?

 

[Hoady]

[quote author=RE5. link=topic=495.msg16021#msg16021 date=1227453595]
X_X *thudd* Yeeep my zombie alter ego is dead.

Now how do I hide this Bullet hole in my head?
[/quote]

Plug it with a cork.

How did Salazar turn into a midget?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He didn't eat his greens

What is the weight of an El Gigante?

 

[Hoady]

Off the scales.

What was the true reason Ada kept unseen from Leon?

 

[shoheeb]

she was pregnant.

Why did the Garrador sew his eyes together?

 

[3d-agent]

cuz he hate his eyes.

how would u know when u get infected with Las Plagus.

 

[Hoady]

You suddenly learn spanish.

What did the El Gigantes evolve from?

 

[3d-agent]

hmmm..maybe 4rm El Gigantes Monkeys.

what is going to be your next stupid RE question??

 

[echoey]

How do you Spell Resident Evil?

My Q & A at the same time.

 

[shoheeb]

e-s-g-i-f-e-a-n g-f-a-i

Why do crows drop Hand Grenades?

 

[Hoady]

There actally kamikazi bombers.

Why does Saddler have a huge resemblance to Darth Sidious and happens to be incredibly hideous?

 

[echoey]

becauuse sidious an hidious ryms.
How do they get snakes in boxes in RE4

 

[3d-agent]

So u cant expect good things all the time.

what else can u expect in RE4??

 

[Hoady]

20 year old midgets and spanish trolls.

Why doesn't Leon feel the slightest urge to use a toilet in the game?

 

[echoey]

Ashley is his toilet, shes got to eat some how.
If the Spanish crazyz dont eat leon like a zombie would what do they eat?