Dude...I just realized how much it would suck to be the mom's kid...You'd never lose an argument because you can pwn him everytime with ,
''' Uhuh, and i'm banging your mother ''
Dude...I just realized how much it would suck to be the mom's kid...You'd never lose an argument because you can pwn him everytime with ,
''' Uhuh, and i'm banging your mother ''
Lol that's nothing, just a difference of 15 years. When I was in my young teens, women in their seventies and eighties used to hit on me. I thought it was a little embarrassing but also cute.Lol well thanks, i am 19.I'm not talking a few year age gap, i'm talking mid 30's and single mums! It is an odd trend of older women being way too interested or trying to do something.When this relationship moves on, i am not going to be suckered in by the whole "Its rude to ask a woman their age" uhh yeah not when i am probably the same age as your kids!
Lol that's nothing, just a difference of 15 years. When I was in my young teens, women in their seventies and eighties used to hit on me. I thought it was a little embarrassing but also cute.
That was a creepy teacher! Good you steer clear of him. If he's a teacher at your school I suggest talking with the principal about it.
So things are kind of getting interesting between me and my work buddy. I just hope this doesn't fizzle and that I'm not getting mixed signals. -_-
GET SOME BITCH. I'm sure it's not mixed, you're hot and you know it! You should share ze le details...
Haha, graci, chica. If there is ever any details to share I'll let ya know.... I felt like he wanted to say something to me yesterday at work when we were alone in the back but then my friend had to be a cockblock and walk in and talk to us. lol
So things are kind of getting interesting between me and my work buddy. I just hope this doesn't fizzle and that I'm not getting mixed signals. -_-
But we have been kind of texting each other today- the ball is in his court at the moment.
Most guys will consider you a lucky manLol well thanks, i am 19.I'm not talking a few year age gap, i'm talking mid 30's and single mums! It is an odd trend of older women being way too interested or trying to do something.When this relationship moves on, i am not going to be suckered in by the whole "Its rude to ask a woman their age" uhh yeah not when i am probably the same age as your kids!
Hey...You and I are roughly the same age, and I'm a MAJOR flirt, so I'll give you a small hint on how to talk to girls...Radiate confidence...Confidence is the KEY in talking to girls...They will start following you in hordes if you just so much as ACT like you know what you're doing and occasionally throw out a compliment...Call em sweetie, wrap an arm around them...Something to that effect...Works like a charm in most cases...Most guys will consider you a lucky man
i have the same problem as story except i cant talk to beautiful girls
Lol that's nothing, just a difference of 15 years. When I was in my young teens, women in their seventies and eighties used to hit on me. I thought it was a little embarrassing but also cute.
Most guys will consider you a lucky man
i have the same problem as story except i cant talk to beautiful girls
Thanks for the adviceHey...You and I are roughly the same age, and I'm a MAJOR flirt, so I'll give you a small hint on how to talk to girls...Radiate confidence...Confidence is the KEY in talking to girls...They will start following you in hordes if you just so much as ACT like you know what you're doing and occasionally throw out a compliment...Call em sweetie, wrap an arm around them...Something to that effect...Works like a charm in most cases...
Interestingly this Exactly is how i got April to start dating me^^^What he said... Or rape works too. Put your rape face on and tell him "It's rape tiem!" Or....
^ He'll never say no to THAT. I wouldn't.
I think the time has come for you, to walk in, grab his tie and push him up against the wall, get real close and snarl as you ,
'' alright dirtbag! you gonna ask the lady out on a date, or are you just another little scumbag chancing pussy who's all flash and no bang ? ''
*tighten tie *
'' what you waiting for...a punchline ?....you wanna ask me out on a date dirtbag ? go ahead...make my day, but be warned, any of this macho-weirdo-psycho bruce lee mind trick crap, and you hit the deck quicker than your balls dropped during puberty.......if you've even got there yet ''
*loosens grip and backs of slightly *
'' I'll be over there... at my usual place...... you gonna get me my usual order to go with my usual seat ? if you're just going to be your usual self..... then go ahead and stick your head in the blender.....coz i don't have time for this micky mouse bull s***!........scumbag! ''
You... raped her?