Advice for the socially awkward.

[Mr Sunshine]

I can't help that I'm just a beautiful shell with nothing substantial to offer. *shrugs*

Ιf you say so!

What if she quotes Twain and Tesla whilst pulling out her friends of cleavageville

I have no clue of what you're saying, but that photo is definitely from jizz in my pants! xD

 

[Storyofmylife]

I can't help that I'm just a beautiful shell with nothing substantial to offer. *shrugs*

Not hitting on you, but I disagree. You have much more to offer!!!

*boob squeeze*

 

[Romero]

Not hitting on you, but I disagree. You have much more to offer!!!

*boob squeeze*

I wholeheartedly concur!

Btw, may I hit on the both of you?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Aww, you two made me feel all warm and fuzzly inside.