I must be having hallucinations! For a moment I thought I saw an alert about your giant penis invading my profile! :S
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Femme, Femme! I have a new question for you! Can you do this below? Tremor said she can't, unfortunately!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMii77hnA4c
" Why do I have a feeling you guys have been doing something you weren't supposed to and are now kissing up? :p :lol: ;) "
http://forum.residentevilnews.com/threads/yes-we-love-canada.2651/#post-78502
LMFAO! Love you! :lol:
Hello professor Fatale,
Today's questionnaire features two questions of greater importance that have been tyranizing me for days. Now that the VMs are fixed I can finally make them to you:
1. Would you mind if your bf was asking you to wear a strap-on and exchange roles every now and then? lol
2. Is it true that Ricky Martin was having you in mind when he wrote the "Livin La Vida Loca" song?
Muffin do you know how to edit a user title? Now I'm "Super Moderator", I want to change it but can't find where to do it. I think I want it to read "His Royal Quack".
I hope that you didn't get mad at me because of my comments at the faces thread! You know that I love fat people!
Blooper! It is spelled "WHINING"! Learn how to spell, girl !
The only thing I'm addicted to now is WINNING.
Hello Mr. Fatale! I'm Romero, the chick in your dreams. XD
Haha. It's so nice being able to write visitor messages again. Thank you for liking a couple of my old VM's, but I find your choice of messages to "like" funny! It almost seems random. :lol:
I have alot of things to "like", but I keep running out of patience navigating the forum because it's so slow.
Hello La Femme Fatale! With all these changes going on I believe that I must reintroduce myself!
I'm FalleN, the well-known feminist, anti-nazi, gay-lover guy with the BB-like dick and I've joined this forum only and only to meet you! If you have any doubts about my true identity check my profile! It's all there!
It's not about self respect my donkey, but more like expanding your sexual horizons and pleasing your mate! :wub: He motorboats me and does to me all those kinky stuff as well. ^_^
By the way, the other day he asked me to masturboat him? What is this? I don't know what to do! Heeelp!Hey, heh good to know at least one person is happy!
Guuuuurllll, I luuuuvv motorboating with balls! :wub:
:lol:
It can't always be about me? Maybe I need some donkey equipment too. ^_^
No, I can not see who gave rep to me, I wonder if something is broken because I know Fallen can see it in his UCP. But I can't.
Was it the donkey thing you talked about? I thought it was my precious one because it was me you and Fallen talked about...
Fallen: "Right. It's a pitty for such a great dick to be wasted but oh well.. Do you think Romero would be interested in.. foot tapping then? ^_^ "
You: "Unfortunately, that dick is more of a hallucination than actual flesh and blood... well, you can take your chances but somehow I don't think Romero's into foot tapping. :lol: "
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Now you are in trouble my dear, how dare you say hallucination? I'll have my wifes think out a fitting punishment.
Oh, Is it really now? Because I thought you were one of those 50 year old truckers with a huge beer gut who try to seduce young lads, like me and Romero, by disguising in the net as hot women!
its all good, its not like i bought the tickets and waited at the airport for hours making conversation with passer-bys. Besides what you were doing was infinitely more important than what we were going to do lol
Right. It's a pitty for such a great dick to be wasted but oh well.. Do you think Romero would be interested in.. foot tapping then? ^_^ -
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