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La Femme Fatale
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  • Hey Femme...sorry if i came across as a jerk on the page about Dunn...i didn't mean for it if i did...that's all i'm saying...no more arguin about it or anything...hence the reason it's on your profile and not the thread...
    I can't wait to come over to Canada and eat your pussy!!!

    Strawberry flavoured vaginas are my best! :D
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    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I aint' gonna stick a strawberry up my peech :P
    Mr Sunshine
    Mr Sunshine
    That is soo predictable of you.. Never satisfied with anything smaller than a watermellon! :p

    Anyway, I was talking about scents. So if you don't like the aroma of strawberries try using pineapple, blackberry or banana lubricants. All of them turn me on when I lick. Nomnomnom.

    As, for me I preffer spreading honey on my penis and putting orange marmalade inside my anus.
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    TMI, mon amis.
    A man goes up to a woman in a club and says, "You remind me of my little toe", the girl replies "Why? Because I'm small and cute?" and winks. The man says, "No, because I'm gonna end up banging you on my coffee table later" ...hehehehe
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    You dirty dog you!
    echoey
    echoey
    Someone on my friends list posted it on his wall, I thought I'd spread the word.
    Hi! :)

    I'm just going round saying hello to everyone, saying hi a bit more personally, I would also like to add, awesome status! it's nice to find someone who knows what the actual line is, they always get it wrong or don't know what a Chianti is or something.

    Anyway, nice to meet ya!
    SpawnShooter
    SpawnShooter
    Another good one would be Buffalo Bills "goodbye horses" dance. just be careful, as it could have an adverse effect and send people into fits of lust.
    SpawnShooter
    SpawnShooter
    So what is your fav Labyrinth bit? I know it's hard to pick, but for me it's prob the jump magic, jump dance routine, I still know all the world and in my old band we had a cover of "as the world falls down" which is the song playing at the ball, which I believe is where your AVI is from :)
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I love As the World Falls Down, damn Jennifer Connelly for being the luckiest girl alive apart from Iman. Hmph hmph hmph. And then I like the bit with the Wise Man and his hat, and the part where Hoggle's head is level with Jareth's crotch makes me laugh. It's just so... wrong.
    Are you a bartender now :O I'll have a whiskey and coke please, oh and make it snappy I aint got all night.
    E'llo! How is my favorite Canadian bartender?
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I've been pretty busy but I really can't complain as I love to be busy. How about you? And how many Canadian bartenders do you know?:P XD Haha
    You haven't gotten on your PS3 in 2 months, lol.
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I know! And the last time I've been on it was the first time in about four or five, haha. I'm just too lazy to change my password at the mo lol. How have you been dolly?
    ProtoTypeRaavyn
    ProtoTypeRaavyn
    Been Great alot has changed. You will be seeing Alot of it here soon. It's good to be back online now though. How about yourself?
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I'm looking forward to it! I missed you! I've been pretty good - no complaints, same old same old.
    I can see you lovely! You're not being incognito..
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    I know, although I must admit I do feel a little vulnerable without my invisibility cape, haha.
    tremor
    tremor
    Lol it's pretty easy figuring out when you're here even when you DO have your invisibility cape on :P but that's just me...I can sense it xD

    *sniff* Femme is here somewhere......
    "Model Daisy Lowe plans to embrace the warm weather this summer by wearing colourful skirts.

    The 22-year-old wants to stand out in bright shades as the weather gets nicer.

    [...]

    Daisy added that she likes to get her legs out during the summer but she makes sure her pins always look good."

    What do you think about it? :/
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    Haha, it's the latter. And of course Canadian genitals are special. Ours have little red maple leaves on them. :P
    Mr Sunshine
    Mr Sunshine
    I see. Perhaps I should try them one day! :p

    Anyway, I asked because here when we say "at my balls" or something like that it means that we don't care at all.
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    Ah ok. Nah we don't use that expression to mean we don't care. Here it's mainly 'don't give a hollaring hoot' (or ****) aha.
    From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.
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    Even the men?
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    Yep.
    There was this survey back in 1996 which showed that people are more likely to socially accept homosexuality if it was proven that its causes are biological. Maybe that's one of the reasons the advocates of homosexual rights emphasize the fact that homosexuals are born this way.
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    Peeps need to stop imposing illogical beliefs on eachother, and expecting those beliefs which are often oppressive to be implimented onto someone else.
    Mr Sunshine
    Mr Sunshine
    I hear you. I posted these on a homosexual forum. I wanted to see if they share my views but we didn't manage to communicate at all. All I was getting was "it's not a choice, think about it". So I came to you.
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    No I think you're right. Sounds like they just didn't understand you.
    Femme, gays can have lots of fun without the help of any extra equipment. Lesbians, on the other hand, apart from hands and tongues can't do much on their own.

    See? We are superior even in homosexuality! :p
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    No no, if you want to be a bear you have to consume a significant amount of carbs
    Mr Sunshine
    Mr Sunshine
    Oh considering my weight, I don't think I'm straight after all.

    As for women, I heard that those looking like orcas are considered to be lesbians. :p
    La Femme Fatale
    La Femme Fatale
    No, there's an actual subset of gay and bi men in the LGBT community that are called 'bears'. :P
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