Corrupt A Wish

[Hoady]

You get it but you forget how to eat and starve to death.

I wish i had a wookie sidekick.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Your wookie turns against you and kills you for not feeding him.


I wish they'd stop killing dolphins a d porpoises in Japan.

 

[wpstudart]

They can't, because they need to **** Greenpeace, but if you get your wish, Greenpeace will fail and it all be for nothing, they'll vanish

I wish I could travel through the universe

 

[Nosophoros]

You travel through the universe for all of 2 seconds before you die of suffocation.

I wish I could fight in WWII.

 

[wpstudart]

If you did, the Japanese would kill you.

I wish I could know how some people died...

 

[Deleted member 1428]

What you find out is so disturbing you commit suicide.

I wish I could regenerate.

 

[ResidentZelda]

Wesker will shoot at you so many times that'll you'll stop regenerating.

I wish I had a PS3

 

[wpstudart]

If you buy a PS3 this will happen to you:

I wish I had a Xbox 360

 

[wolfgirl]

You get one but you are attacked by the curse

I wish that a new Naruto chapter would come out faster.

 

[wpstudart]

If it came quicker, Naruto would kick bad guys asses to quick.

I wish I could get my email reply.

 

[wolfgirl]

You do but it's an electronic letter-bomb and EXPLODES

I wish I could find a cheap Jill Valentine figurine

 

[Deleted member 1428]

The Jill Valentine figurine you find is possesed so she kills you.


I wish I could have Del Lago as my pet in my swimming pool.

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't because the swimming pool dries up and Del Lago DIES. As a consequence the earth spins out of control and explodes.

I wish that I was a Resident Evil games master!

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You can never match my awesome skills of REUC and RE4 pwning though !!

I wish I could have Dr. Salvador as my bodygaurd.

 

[wpstudart]

You could have, but one day you would get his mask off, and he kills you, the way he kills everyone So it's better if you don't try.

I wish Wesker isn't dead.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He comes back alive but then confuses you for Spencer and kills you.


I wish I had Wesker's superpowers.

 

[wolfgirl]

You get them but then throw Mars into Pluto and all the other planets explode. The universe dies.

I wish that our neighbours WOULD STOP LAUGHING SO LOUDLY :S my stepdad's just come out of hospital and is trying to sleep

 

[Deleted member 1428]

They stop but they remain sad for the rest of their lives.



I wish I could have a chicken pizza.

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't because there are no chickens left. EVER. This makes you sad and then you crawl into a pit and die of starvation.

I wish that I wasn't such a fraidy-cat!

 

[Popo]

you would become courageous, face a lion then die -.-'

i wish guns n roses would get back together with their original members