Corrupt A Wish

[Popo]

when you get better your guitar breaks

i wish no one corrupted my wishes

OFF TOPIC: you play the guitar too? man u just gotta love it, yes it is my favourite thing to to off all time is play e - guitar, yes my friends, even more than to play resident evil, it is my dream, to become a famous guitarist with my band, well sry for the off topic!

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't have your wish because you're on this thread

"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish"

 

[Deleted member 1428]

The fish come back alive..... For revenge.... And he has a bloody knife.... And he's behind you....


I wish I could be loved...

 

[Hoady]

Just make sure its not a man. :/

I wish i could teleport.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Just make sure its not a man. :/

I wish i could teleport.

Yeah I know :lol:. Don't worry I'm straight.



Anyways, you accidentaly teleport to the sun and die.



I wish I could go to planet Hollywood.

 

[wpstudart]

Planet Hollywood? When you're on your way to there, you wake up

I Wish I could be the best RE player

OFF TOPIC: Yes, I Play guitar, but I'm not that good on it :/

 

[wolfgirl]

You can't because all your Resi games spontaneously combust. You then curl up into a ball and die.

I wish that I had lotsa money

 

[wpstudart]

When you'll get very rich, but someone will steal ALL your money and you suicide.

I wanted to know Wesker.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You get to meet Wesker but Wesker thinks you're going to steal all his waffles so he burns you with his LAZOR, BBLLAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!!


I wish I could still go to Planet Hollywood :/.

 

[Hoady]

All the celebrities aren't what they thought you'd be and there whining gets too you so much that you happen to take your anger out on Rambo...taking offense he rips out your left lung and gives it to a needy child.

I wish i was as badass as rambo.

 

[wolfgirl]

You are but then he gets jealous and guts you like a fish.

I wish I could work out how to use eBay :S

 

[Hoady]

You do but someone sends you a letterbomb.

I wish i had a coffee.

 

[wolfgirl]

You get one but it's actually tea. You scream into the sky "D*** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I wish I didn't have a headache

 

[Hoady]

That headache was actually a microchip which gave you supersonic radiation powers.Now whenever your exposed to fresh air your head inflates 3 times its size.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You make the game boring.



I wish I could eat tomatoes.

 

[Hoady]

You eat a tomato and become so addicted that you start stealing everyones ketchup.No one knows why but they hate you and your thrown out of home to go live in a tomato field.

I wish i could transform into anything.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You get your wish but you accidentaly turn into a vase and can't turn back and then someone accidentaly breaks you.



I wish I could go through walls.

 

[Hoady]

You walk through a wall but the other end happens to be a room filled with hot lava.

I wish i could eat an elephant in one bite.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

You do but the elephant had a deadly disease on where you rot to death very extremely painfully.



I wish for a fish :lol:.

 

[wpstudart]

If you get a fish, his spines would hurt you.

I wish I could get an apple.