Yo Mama/Tu Madre/Cash Money

[zombinater007]

your momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and the scale said "DAMN!!!!!!"

 

[Hoady]

Yo mamas armpits so hairy it looks like she got Bob Marley in a headlock!!

 

[Silverfern]

Your momma’s so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read, "One at a time please", and "We don't do livestock".

 

[Silverfern]

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

[Silverfern]

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!