What minions would you have?

[Resident James]

There are often in fictional worlds, races or species or groups that are common enemies employed by bad guys.

So, if you were a dark lord or something, and could chose, what would you pick to be your henchmen and why.


Here are some good choices.



B.O.Ws, from Resident Evil, includes Hunters and Tyrants.


Space Pirates, from the Metroid series.


Hollows, from Bleach, includes Menos Grande, Adjuchas. Vasto Lordes, Arrancars, even the Espada.


Orcs, from Lord of the Rings includes Uruk-hai and Goblins. As well as the Trolls and Wargs (both are not Orcs, but affiliated with them)

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Um, if I was a dark lord, I'd like to make rich people my minions. Then, just maybe, I'll be able to pay off my student loans after just a couple of years. :lol: Or, how about good looking men? That one needs no explanation...

Ah, for a more serious answer; I think that elves from LotR would be cool to have as minions. I know elves become orcs when they're tortured or something to that effect, but I'm not a very violent person anyway so that wouldn't happen. It's a good thing you mentioned LotR though, otherwise I wouldn't have had a clue. :lol:

Neat topic.

 

[Hoady]

Well i was thinking maybe having a massive army of vikings i mean seriously they go out all day to crusade and battle then they come back home and kick ass all night drinking kegs of mead.But i'd probably want Orcs, it would be so terrifying going up in a battle against lord of the rings monsters and you can treat them like **** because there just filthy ogres.

But what i would really want is the locust.They can talk proper english, they are all incredibly built and they are absolutely insane and will never hold back.I could get my hands on some of the best weapons on the planet who wouldn't want a hammerburst, a hammer of dawn,torque bow or a goddamn gun with a chainsaw on it?They are very loyal to there locust queen and shes practically human which is great, locust are also excellent because they rule the underground if they ever need to reach the surface they can just drill up and attack anyone at any given time.

They have minions like boomers,grinders and maulers who are about 4 times bigger then the average man and are certainly deadly they've also got all different 'ranks' as such which determines there costume from snipers, to grenadiers to cyclops etc.They've got brumaks which are massive and reavers which can fly and have turrets attached(and don't they have an uncanning resemblance to the matrix?)so they are great heavy artillery.

These 2 are one of a locust.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

I would get some BOW and Salazar . But since my usual occasion on stuff like that I play up as Tails Doll then I could make minions.

 

[Angel]

Flying monkeys. I can't believe no one has said this yet.

 

[Trinity]

I'd prefer mad,flying cows. And maybe some kangaroos

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Flying monkeys. I can't believe no one has said this yet.

Oh man, I totally forgot about the flying monkeys.

 

[3rd Mutation]

How come no one has mentioned a army of viruse infected humans, creatures and experiments, all twistedly mutated to become effective BOWs.
Hmm, I've heard that somewhere.

 

[Hoady]

Flying monkeys. I can't believe no one has said this yet.

I'd prefer mad,flying cows. And maybe some kangaroos

What would you two say if i mentioned us joining together as an alliance?We can first bomb cities with the light artillery which are Angels monkeys, they tend to cause a massive frenzy throughout the cities trashing everything by breaking stuff,poo throwing and swooping people causing massive amounts of stress on the towns.Then unsuspectingly Trinities mad flying cows with my kangaroos mounted on top start killing everything in sight, the people can't defend themselves because the monkies have already jammed all the guns with poo making them useless.

We then become an evil empire and take over the galaxy.....we will become unstoppable.What say you?My offer still stands.

 

[Kurenai]

trillions of nanobots! kill single enemies or thousands without them knowing till they start dropping dead

 

[ResidentZelda]

What would you two say if i mentioned us joining together as an alliance?We can first bomb cities with the light artillery which are Angels monkeys, they tend to cause a massive frenzy throughout the cities trashing everything by breaking stuff,poo throwing and swooping people causing massive amounts of stress on the towns.Then unsuspectingly Trinities mad flying cows with my kangaroos mounted on top start killing everything in sight, the people can't defend themselves because the monkies have already jammed all the guns with poo making them useless.

We then become an evil empire and take over the galaxy.....we will become unstoppable.What say you?My offer still stands.

I want to join that alliance with my Evil Robots that transform into buckets of Acid.

 

[Jason-Voorhees]

i would have ...........

Billions and Billions of Orochi

as in

Orochi is Traditionaly the multi headed Serpant of Japanese mythology but Koei made him more humanish for Warriors Orochi and he has the power to control serpants,, AKA his nichname "The Serpamt King"

 

[Romero]

Ah, for a more serious answer; I think that elves from LotR would be cool to have as minions. I know elves become orcs when they're tortured or something to that effect, but I'm not a very violent person anyway so that wouldn't happen. It's a good thing you mentioned LotR though, otherwise I wouldn't have had a clue. :lol:

I didn't know that elves can become orcs. It did not happen in LOTR as I can recall. Where did it happen?


I think that some ideas mentioned would better be suited for World of Warcraft than Resident Evil...

 

[Angel]

What would you two say if i mentioned us joining together as an alliance?We can first bomb cities with the light artillery which are Angels monkeys, they tend to cause a massive frenzy throughout the cities trashing everything by breaking stuff,poo throwing and swooping people causing massive amounts of stress on the towns.Then unsuspectingly Trinities mad flying cows with my kangaroos mounted on top start killing everything in sight, the people can't defend themselves because the monkies have already jammed all the guns with poo making them useless.

We then become an evil empire and take over the galaxy.....we will become unstoppable.What say you?My offer still stands.

Good thinking, Batman...

A handful of Radioactive Sheep will seal the deal as far as I'm concerned. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows some stuff...

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I didn't know that elves can become orcs. It did not happen in LOTR as I can recall. Where did it happen?

It didn't happen in the LotR movies... well, you didn't see it, but it was referred to in the books. I believe that elves become orcs when they've been tortured, and all that stuff. I can't remember clearly the particular circumstance presented in the book, it's been quite a few yeas since I read it, but yeah, it happens, haha.

 

[Romero]

It didn't happen in the LotR movies... well, you didn't see it, but it was referred to in the books. I believe that elves become orcs when they've been tortured, and all that stuff. I can't remember clearly the particular circumstance presented in the book, it's been quite a few yeas since I read it, but yeah, it happens, haha.

Thank you. I watched the LotR movies many many times, but I never read the books.

Gollum was once a hobbit, so I can see other beings being transformed too.

 

[Hoady]

Good thinking, Batman...

A handful of Radioactive Sheep will seal the deal as far as I'm concerned. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows some stuff...

I'm batmaaan.

If you got the links i've got the cash...i want to make sure these are 100% pure cotton sheep, no skinned.

 

[Trinity]

*opens her trenchcoat* Wanna buy a collar for your lady?

 

[ResidentZelda]

*whispers*I know a person who's a friend of my cousin's brother, that he knows this other guy, and that guy know this other guy who knows this other guy that sells Zombie Elephants through the black market.

 

[Romero]

It didn't happen in the LotR movies... well, you didn't see it, but it was referred to in the books.
I believe that elves become orcs when they've been tortured, and all that stuff. I can't remember
clearly the particular circumstance presented in the book, it's been quite a few yeas since I read
it, but yeah, it happens, haha.

I watched The Fellowship of the Ring tonight. There, Saruman told his leader uruk-hai how elves
was tortured and became orcs. I had forgot that.