The new Halloween movie, Halloween Ends, is pretty sh!t. It's a total mess. The issues with it have been laid out ad verbatim, so I'm not gonna go into detail ripping every single one of its flaws (and there are a lot). Instead, I think I'll just leave this here because I love it when Screen Rant/Ryan George does these videos and it hits the nail on the head, as usual
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Thank God I watched it for free on Peacock instead of paying to see this sh!t in theaters. I kinda figured it would be sh!t when the review embargo lifted hours before it technically first hit theaters (3PM on Thursday) and the day-and-date Peacock release. The writing was on the wall it would be bad, though I will say the "finish" was quite creative (without going into spoilers) even if the heralded final fight between Laurie and Michael was underwhelming.
But yeah, I can now definitively say H20 was the better "Laurie vs. Michael one last time" movie by a mile, which is actually kinda sad when you think about it. At least that actually focused on "Laurie v. Michael one last time". I won't even talk about Resurrection and how it p!ssed all that away in the
stupidest way possible with that convoluted AF "twist", which honestly would've been enough to derail the movie by itself (it's
that bad), and that's
before all the corny Busta Rhymes/Michael Myers reality sh!t.
On the plus side, I'm wrapping up the Evil Dead series as part of my Halloween movie marathon. I'm watching Army of Darkness tonight and Evil Dead remake tomorrow followed by Sinister, the two
good Conjuring movies (didn't much care for The Evil Made Me Do It) and The Exorcist on Halloween night. I made sure I saved the best for last for my Halloween marathon (I already watched the now first 2 Halloween movies in this rebooted timeline in preparation for Ends, which sadly didn't pan out).