Things Not To Do

[bruno]

Never tell someone with a knife in his/her hand to hug you...

 

[ResiDude]

Never try to walk through a door before you have opened it. (talking from experience unfortunately)

 

[bruno]

Never ask a handless person to "give you a hand"...They might feel insulted :-[

 

[ResiDude]

Never go into school naked... It might be cold... :-[

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Never, if the person's hand has been amputated, ask him to lend you a hand with work.

He will kick 'you're lily arse!'

 

[ResiDude]

Wasn't that joke just done lol. How embarassing for you.. :-[

Just kidding.

Never go for a nap in an open coffin.... when you wake up it might not be so open...

 

[Hoady]

Never stroke a bear no matter how cuddly they look.They have sensitive issues.

 

[A-Virus300]

Never listen to Hannah Montana while playing RE!!!
Matter fact...NEVER LISTEN TO HER!

 

[Tallahassee]

never have sex with hannah montana! youll get STDs!

 

[echoey]

Dont go offline for months like I did hahah!

 

[Hoady]

Hey man your back!And A virus too!

Never attempt to shoot an unloaded spud gun in your mates face and yes even if its not loaded...trust me on this one.
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never have sex with hannah montana! youll get STDs!
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You gotta admit shes pretty damn dardy!

 

[echoey]

Agreed shes pretty darn dardy but id prefer effy from skins....... but shes a total slosh bagg x[

Edit sorry haha.. Things not to do: effy from skins... T-T

 

[Hoady]

Lol i've seen that show a few times theres some hell hot chick in it i can't remember her name but shes a total slag and like runs too new york or something.Still i'd give her a go.

Oh yeah umm despite the rumours never ride a kangaroo as they are actually not suitable for riding on.They have similar issues to bears(not as dangerous but they fricken gang up on you).

 

[echoey]

Its true!!!

Ive seen em, Knock out punch!!!
WOWZA SHAZAMMM!!!


Me an you Hoady we could take em no kangaroos gonna gang up on us right?
>.>

 

[Hoady]

We could take em on but there actually pretty friendly when there not provoked or aren't in there mating season i even have proof.

They know how to get on the **** and they smoke heaps of durries(cigarettes)just don't go chattin up there women. :-X

 

[echoey]

Psssst
*whispers*

Hey- Hey kangaroo... Wonna get High?

 

[Hoady]

No wayyyy dude i already had like 3 joints mannn!

 

[echoey]

LOL partypartyparty....

 

[Trinity]

never fart on a date

 

[echoey]

Never say NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........